Have Your Cake and Eat It Too (Patreon)

The kitchen was a mess; there was flour all over the countertop, the floor, the walls, and on the tigress who was frantically moving around the kitchen doing various things with various appliances that she wasn’t quite familiar with. The automatic mixer was so complicated, but she had gotten it to work, although not without first putting it on too high of a setting and turning the kitchen in the apartment into a scene from Scarface. The oven was a lot more straightforward, just some buttons for temperature and another for the time. The tigress poured her cake batter into a pan, slid it into the preheated oven, and slammed it shut. She let out a massive sigh of relief before she looked at her surroundings. 

“Flour, flour, everywhere…” She mumbled to herself before glancing over at the clock on the wall. Luckily, it was only 10AM, she still had a solid four hours to get everything ready before her boyfriend was to come home from work. This might have been the first time that Alex ever hoped Tashi would be a little bit late coming home, she needed every extra minute she could get to make sure the surprise she had for him was absolutely perfect. While the cake was baking in the oven, the tigress took to mopping the floor and wiping down every nook and cranny of the kitchen free of flour. She whistled and hummed as she zipped across the floor with the mop and sang as she wiped the cocaine-like substance off the countertops with a damp cloth. 

‘Ding!’ the timer on the oven went off. 

Alex’s ears flickered as she heard it and quickly ran out of the bathroom where she was rinsing out the mop. She slipped her hands into her pink oven mitts and pulled open the oven door. A puff of steam gushed out from the appliance as she opened it and it filled the kitchen with a cozy and delicious smell one would normally find at a bakery. The tiger’s nose wiggled and danced as she took in the smell of the freshly baked cake. “Mhmm…” she murmured to herself and licked her lips. She was nowhere near done, yet, but judging from the smell and how the cake looked on the outside, she thought she was doing a pretty good job so far. The top of the cake was light brown and looked nice and fluffy. Alex grabbed a small toothpick and poked it into the cake to check and see if the cake was done. When she pulled the toothpick out and it was clean, she grabbed the cake tray out from the oven, turned on her heels, kicked the oven door closed with her foot, and walked her way over to the freezer to set the cake inside and let it cool down. Step one, done! Now it was time for step two; making and adding the filling! 

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The stallion put his car in park once he pulled his car into one of the parking spots in the apartment complex’s parking garage. He let out a sigh as he pressed the button to shut off the engine. When the car’s engine sound cut off, he closed his eyes and leaned his head back against his headrest for a moment; it had been a long day at work for the coding horse, co-workers doing things wrong left and right, then when the problems were fixed, the fixes that were applied broke something else. It didn’t help that there was also noise coming from a construction site next door that was impossible to drown out. The equine was exhausted, and all he wanted to do was get home and relax with his favorite tigress who was waiting at home for him. 

“I’m definitely working from home until they make me go in,” the horse chuckled to himself as he opened his eyes back up and checked the clock on his dashboard. “2:30 PM, just half-an-hour late,” he said as he opened his door and stepped out of the car. The tall stallion stretched his arms above his head before he locked his car and began walking towards the elevators. He rubbed the back of his head with his hand and messed up his already messy hair as he walked. The dress shirt that Alex had ironed for him before he left for work this morning was wrinkled from him sitting in traffic on the way home, and part of it that was tucked into his pants had come out. He didn’t care though, he was almost home, almost with his little tiger. 

The horse inserted his keycard into the door as quickly as he could and pushed the door inward to let himself inside. Finally, he was home, finally, he’d get to smell his little tiger’s hair. He wanted to smell that mango scented and often bottomless cat all day long. He missed her; he missed her every time he went out of the house. 

“I’m hoooooome,” the equine announced his arrival, tossing his car keys into the little glass bowl placed on a shelf near the door. The sound of his hooves clopping would usually be all that was needed to let Alex know that her boyfriend had arrived, but sometimes, when the tigress was doing other things like cooking, or writing music, she would be a bit too distracted to hear the faint clopping of his hooves. Not hearing any sort of shuffling and/or running like he usually did; he furrowed his brow slightly in confusion and walked away from the door area into the living room. 

“Alex?” he called out as he approached the couch, which was also tiger-less. 

“I’m in the dining room!” Alex shouted. Her voice echoed through the hallway that led to the dining room and kitchen before it reached Tashi’s ears. He smiled a little when he heard her and began heading in the direction where her cute voice came from. ‘She must be cooking something for me, again,’ he thought to himself. His smile grew as he thought of the last meal she made him, his packed lunch that he took to work. It was a simple veggie burger made from those frozen veggie patties she bought from the store, but it tasted amazing, he could never make them taste as good as she did. Maybe it was the way she added extra sauce, or maybe it was just the little notes she added to his lunch box, whatever her secret was, placebo or not, it worked in getting him to savor every bite every single time. 

Once Tashi made his way through the hallway that led from the living room to the dining room, he stood in the doorway and looked into the room to see where his little tiger was and what she was up to. He saw his little striped girlfriend standing over at one of the kitchen counters, unpacking what looked like bags and boxes of Thai food from their local Thai takeout place. She wore her usual red sweater, an apron to not get anything on her prized sweater, and nothing else. Tashi snorted happily as he stood there and watched her dump a variety of Thai dishes into plates and bowls. 

The horse stepped forward from the doorway and started to help the tigress plate the food. 

“Did you order veg-,” 

“Vegetarian Massaman?” the big cat cut her boyfriend off, “Of course I did, and I ordered a big one so we can share,” she smiled. The tigress knew her boyfriend very well and what he liked. 

“But you really like the beef one,” Tashi protested, he always felt a little guilty when she had to eat some vegan or vegetarian options when they ate together. 

“Well,” Alex shrugged her shoulders before looking up at her horse boyfriend with a smile. “I like sharing with you more, besides, as much as I like to take the piss out of vegan options, I don’t mind.” 

“But you’re my little tiger,” the equine continued to protest, despite the reassuring words from the tigress. He did blush visibly a little bit, though. “My little tiger has to have her meat.” 

Alex rolled her eyes and chuckled. “I didn’t say I didn’t order any meat! I have my spicy roast beef salad, as always, there’s no vegan option for that!” She picked up the plate her beef salad was in and waved it around playfully. 

“Okay, okay, I’d feel bad if you had zero energy from eating nothing but vegan stuff with me,” Tashi chuckled and grabbed a few of the plates of food to set them up on the dining table. 

“Zero energy for what? This is supposed to be dinner!” Alex said with a raised eyebrow as she followed the horse to the table with the big bowl of veggie massaman curry. After they both placed down what they had in their hands, they turned around to look at each other, Alex looked up at him and Tashi looked down at her.  

“You know what I mean,” Tashi chuckled and gave Alex a teasing look with a single raised brow. 

The tiger rolled her eyes and chuckled at the horse before she walked back over to grab the rest of the food, some plates, and cutlery for them to use to eat their takeout meal. Tashi sat himself down at the table and Alex did the same once she came back from grabbing the rest of the things. They began eating and enjoyed the food in front of them. Alex asked Tashi about his day, and he asked her about hers. The back and forth chitchat went on until they cleared their plates and left absolutely no leftovers. Surprisingly, neither Alex nor Tashi mentioned that today was the horse’s birthday. Alex thought he might have forgotten his own birthday, being so tired from going into the office after a long time of working from home. Luckily for Alex, this would play into the surprises she had prepped for him quite nicely. From the looks of it, Tashi seemed happy just from having dinner with his girlfriend after a long day. 

After cleaning up together, Tashi went to sit down on the sofa in the living room. Alex followed him out of the kitchen and went to the couch to sit in his lap and straddle him, apron still on and everything. Alex looped her arms around the back of Tashi’s nec, her bare legs and pussy pressed up against his pants, and she looked directly at her horsey’s tired, but handsome face. 

“Hey,” the tigress said with a loving tone as she tilted her head to the side. “Do you know what day it is today?” 

Still a little tired from his long day at work, Tashi barely opened his eyes when he heard the tigress speak. “I was just about to start being sad thinking you forgot,” the horse snorted, opening his eyes up a little more to let his eyes fall on his gorgeous girlfriend. As tired as he was, his sheath that was covered by his trousers, twitched a little as he felt her warmth radiate from her crotch, to his. 

“Mhmm, how could I forget my boyfriend’s birthday? 32 years old and one step closer to being a silver fox,” the tigress joked and chuckled. Her words got a slight chuckle out of him and he snorted. Alex leaned in to give his flaring nostrils a few kisses before pulling her head away to the side to rub her cheek against his in typical feline-affection fashion. Tashi snorted even more and smiled. When Alex pulled back, his eyes darted down and he furrowed his brows when he noticed she had that apron on still. 

“What did you put on that apron for? You ordered us takeout…” the horse slowly brought his gaze back up to meet with Alex’s, giving her a confused look. 

“Oh, you’ll see,” the striped feline grinned and waggled her eyebrows. “It’s part of your surprise. It took a lot of prep, so the take out thing was a bit of a compromise since I was running out of time and you were almost home.” 

“A surprise huh?” Tashi grinned at his girlfriend. 

“Mhmm,” Alex nodded and rubbed her cheek against her boyfriend’s again. “Are you ready for it yet? It can wait a bit if you are too tired… But then again, I think it is a rather relaxing surprise for you.” The tigress purred loud as she continued to show her affection toward her boyfriend by rubbing her cheek against his sharp equine jawline over and over again. 

The Clydesdale shook his head gently to avoid interfering with the tiger’s cheek rubbing and let out a sigh. “A relaxing surprise sounds really nice…” he murmured with a dreamy and airy tone. Work really knocked all the energy out of him today. Alex was smart to prepare a relaxing surprise for her boyfriend’s birthday instead of some super active activity or something. 

With her arms still looped over the horse’s shoulders, she pulled away from his cheek and stared directly into his pretty green eyes. “Well, why don’t you follow me and we can get your surprise in motion.” The tigress bit her lower lip slightly to contain her excitement. She was horrible at keeping things a surprise, but she had managed to pull this one off somehow. It was killing her not telling him what it was she had prepared for him, she really wanted to get it started so she could see the look on his face. 

“Okay, okay, let’s go celebrate this silly horse’s birthday.” Tashi chuckled and gently aided Alex in getting off his lap by lifting her up slightly and placing her down, paws to the floor. Alex’s tail waved left and right slowly behind her and she quickly grabbed Tashi’s hand once he was up and off the sofa. With just a moment of hesitation to look at her horsey’s face and smile cutely, she began leading him out of the living room and down the hallway that would take them to their bedroom. Tashi was careful not to step on his girlfriend’s tail with his heavy clopping hooves and let his eyes wander, smiling happily as his girl opened up their bedroom door and pulled him along inside. The tiger’s tail closed the door behind them 

Once inside their bedroom, Alex let go of Tashi’s hand and turned around to look at him to see his reaction. There was a purple yoga mat placed in the middle of their bedroom floor and a set of bright neon green ropes that dangled down from a hook that was drilled into the ceiling. Alex stood proud next to her set up and waited for Tashi’s eyes to finish wandering around before she said anything.

The Clydesdale’s eyes started at the yoga mat on the ground. He knew Alex did some yoga sometimes (with her feline flexibility, it would have been a waste not to!), but when his eyes followed the dangling green ropes up to the ceiling, his left brow began to raise as curiosity filled his head with more than a few questions. Was she going to make him do some yoga with her? He had heard that yoga was relaxing, if you did it right. There was a slight hint of panic in his eyes as he hoped to god that yoga was not the surprise she was talking about. When his eyes shifted from Alex’s yoga contraption to Alex, he saw that she had gotten rid of her apron and the red sweater underneath; she was standing there naked next to the yoga mat and ropes. Was the relaxing surprise naked yoga? 

“Are we… Going to do… Yoga?” Tashi asked. Sweat beads formed at his temple and he gulped visibly. Horses were not known to be the most flexible of species.

Alex gave him a rather puzzled look; her brows furrowed and she moved her head back suddenly as if she were hit by a massive tsunami of confusing information. “What? No! It’s just a yoga mat and rope! It doesn’t mean we’re going to do yoga! Oh god no, that’s not relaxing at all.” She chuckled and shook her head to reaffirm her answer and­ reassure the horse that they were not going to be doing any sort of exercise, at least he wasn’t going to, not after such a hard day at work. 

Tashi nodded but still kept his brow raised, “Then, what is it for?” he brought a hand up to scratch the back of his head. 

“…..” Alex stared at her boyfriend in silence for a moment. She stood naked next to the yoga mat and ropes bolted to the ceiling, she thought she was being as obvious as she could. She took a few steps towards Tashi and stopped just inches away from him. Her head tilted back to allow her to look up at him properly and her right hand went straight for his crotch to feel up his sheath from outside his pants. This caused Tashi to buck his hips and let out a soft gasp for air. 

“I learned from that sex swing you made when we rolled those dice, made my own version for my hard-working horse on his birthday,” she grinned. “Minus the swing part.” She grinned even wider and continued to rub her boyfriend’s sheath through his slacks. She could feel his blunt tip already pushing through the thick folds of his sheath. Without giving her boyfriend a chance to say anything, the tiger pulled that hand rubbing his sheath away and brought both hands up to start undoing the buttons of his shirt. “So just relax, and let me do all the work,” she cooed. One by one, his buttons came free, and when they were all undone, she pulled his shirt down off his arms and let it fall at the mercy of Earth’s gravitational pull. With his shirt off, Alex had access to his toned torso in all its well-defined muscle glory. She ran her padded digits up and down his pecs, then down to his abs, and even further down before stopping where his belt line began. 

Tashi watched as he was undressed by his girlfriend. Although he looked tired, a small smile appeared on his long horse snoot. He loved it when Alex took the initiative, and he liked it even better when she undressed him. 

The big feline’s nimble fingers fumbled around the horse’s belt buckle and slid in between his waistband. She popped his pants button and pulled his zipper down before letting those black slacks drop to the floor. Now in nothing but his boxers, his growing bulge was a lot more obvious. With each passing second his equine manhood grew from his sheath and pushed the elastics of his undergarment’s to its limits. Seeing how stressed the fabric was made Alex want to tear it with her claws and watch that cock whip out and bounce as it continued to grow. She wasn’t going to ruin that silky pair he was wearing today though; they were the pair that absorbed his scent the most and losing those would make her very sad. Instead, Alex slipped both her hands into his boxers and groped his growing cock and played with it as it grew in the palms of her hands. She looked up at Tashi to gauge his reaction, and as expected, his eyes were looking down at her and he was gritting his teeth. 

“Sorry, I don’t mean to tease you, I just really like holding it when it grows,” the tigress purred and gave his cock a few firm squeezes before she let go. She then hooked her thumbs over the waistband of his boxers and pulled them down to his hooves for him to kick them off, which he did so almost immediately and stared at Alex as he awaited further instructions. 

“Now,” Alex smiled and put her hands on Tashi’s arms, “You just sit down on the yoga mat and raise your arms up above your head a little for me, yeah?” She gave him a few pats of encouragement before she stepped out of the way. The Clydesdale clopped a few steps over until he was on the mat and slowly sat himself down with his legs spread and extended out comfortably.

His cock began twitching as it grew towards its full length, and when it reached its full length, it pointed up and stood tall and proud. His yet-to-be-flared blunt head, veins, and medial ring fully on display. 

The horse lifted his arms up just as his girlfriend told him so and held them up in the air. Alex grinned at the sight of her naked horse boyfriend all erect and walked over to stand with her legs spread slightly with each of her paws right next to his thighs and got to work using those green ropes to secure her horsey in place. She started by wrapping the soft rope around his wrist, then wrapping a bit of it around his fingers and knuckles before tying it in securely but leaving him some slack so that he wouldn’t be straining his back. She repeated the process for his other hand. 

Tashi’s face was met with Alex’s bare crotch when she stood over him and tied his arms up above his head, his nostrils flared as he desperately tried to get himself a whiff of that pussy. She was close to his snoot, but not close enough for him to reach his long tongue out to get a taste. As he inhaled, he took in her slightly musky scent, which made his cock pulse almost violently. He knew she said she wasn’t teasing him, at least not intentionally, but at this rate, his horniness would overtake his tiredness from work if that tiger wasn’t careful! 

“There we go,” the tigress cooed after taking a few steps back from the horse to admire her ropework and the now helpless horse with a raging hard-on right in front of her. Tashi smiled at her weakly, but his cock twitched and bobbed up and down rather eagerly. She put her hands at her hips and let out a soft sigh and let her eyes wander over her boyfriend for a moment. 

“Alex…” Tashi called out to her with a soft blush at his cheeks. “I think our little friend is getting a bit… Impatient…” He chuckled and looked down at his cock. Alex looked at it too; hard as a rock and pointed straight up at the ceiling. The tigress’ green eyes darted to and from her boyfriend’s own eyes and his cock before her eyes widened and she hopped up and ran off out of the equine’s view. Tashi blinked out of confusion and stared in the direction where his girlfriend ran off to. Was this some sort of prank? Was she going to just leave him tied up and aroused and give him blue balls for his birthday? No way, his little tiger would never do that. 

“Alex?” he called out again. 

“I’m coming! Just getting the second part of your surprise!” 

The horse breathed a sigh of relief and waited patiently for his girlfriend to return. He heard a bunch of shuffling out in the hallway and even caught the sound of the refrigerator door opening and closing before the sound of Alex’s soft paws running frantically against the hardwood floor grew louder and louder as she dashed her way back to the bedroom. When she got back, she held something behind her back and moved with an increased level of cautiousness; making sure to keep her front facing Tashi the entire time so he wouldn’t see what she had behind her. He tried to peek his head around to see, but he couldn’t, although, he did hear the unmistakable sound of a plate clinking with a spoon once she placed whatever she had down on one of the dressers in their bedroom and turned her back to the horse to get things ready for him. 

He raised a brow, “What are you doing?” 

“SHHH! It’s part of your surprise!!! Just wait a minute.” She replied, the sound of spoons and plates clashing happened a few more times. 

“Alright, alright,” he chuckled and waited. He wiggled his fingers a little and looked up at his bound hands and the little hook the ropes were tied to on the ceiling as he waited. 

With one final clink of a plate and spoon, Alex was done and had turned on her heels to face Tashi. She made her way over to him while he stared at his hands and the ceiling. With him distracted, she did her best to move as quietly as possible and put each of her paws at his side again, this time she stood with her pink pussy right above his equine tower of pleasure. Before Tashi was able to notice that his girlfriend had made her way over, she squatted down over his cock and pressed his cock-tip right up against her wet cunt and held herself there. Her pussy lips kissed Tashi’s blunt cockhead and he quickly brought his head down from staring at his hands to look at what that warm and wet feeling was.

He was greeted with his girlfriend literally sitting on his cock with a plate in one hand, and a silver spoon in the other. She was smiling at him as her warm pussy juice began to leak from her and run down his cock. On that plate she had was a cake; golden-brown crust, yellow and fluffy on the inside, with a soft red swirl of jam in the middle, and a strawberry on top. Before he could look at everything that was happening in his lap, he squinted his eyes shut as he felt his cock tip push inside his girlfriend slightly. 

“Happy Birthday,” the tiger said with a soft smile right as she began to lower herself on Tashi’s cock. His blunt cock pressed against her lips for a few seconds before it was able to spread her tight lips apart and slide in. Tashi barely had any time to process what was going on, the sweet smell of cake and his girlfriend’s cooch filled his flaring nostrils, and his ears were overwhelmed by her soothing voice wishing him a happy birthday. After Alex’s pussy took in around a third of his cock, she held herself from sliding down his pole further to allow him some time to catch up. 

The Clydesdale shivered as his cock pulsed and adjusted to the warmth of Alex’s love canal. He slowly began to open his eyes after Alex stopped sliding down. He looked at the plate she had and the cake in it, then at her face and the wide grin she had plastered all over it. 

“Y-You made cake? My favorite cake?” he said with only a slight stutter as he shivered in between his words. 

“Mhm,” Alex nodded and slowly moved the spoon she had in her right hand over to scoop out some of the cake. “I made it all by myself, just for you, my special horsey on his special day.” 

Tashi had told the tigress what his favorite cake was; a Swiss roll that his grandmother always made very well. She had very, very high standards to live up to, but luckily the elderly mare met up with her in secret to teach her how to make it. She had a feeling that Tashi might have figured out that she was getting some baking advice from his grandmother, but she hoped he didn’t, otherwise, it wouldn’t have been a surprise at all! 

Tashi’s nostrils continued to flare as he took in the scent of the cake and Alex’s pussy juice. The two scents mixing in together had his mind going in dirty directions, but he was able to shake it off and look directly into Alex’s eyes and smile happily. “You remembered.” 

“I may forget to turn off the bathroom light sometimes, but I remember what my boyfriend’s favorite cake is.” Alex chuckled at her self-deprecating joke. She held the spoon with the scoop of cake right in front of Tashi’s mouth and gave him that look she only gave him when she was giving him a blowy; bedroom eyes, glistening green. It gave Tashi mixed signals, was she going to suck his dick now? 

“Open up.” She gently prodded at his thick lips with the cake filled spoon. Tashi opened his mouth wide and then closed it around the spoon before he pulled his head back to get the spoon out of his mouth and scoop the cake onto his tongue. When the soft and spongey cake touched his tongue and melted in his mouth, he closed his eyes again and let out a soft happy noise that Alex would recognize as that “happy horse” noise that she couldn’t quite describe. The taste of strawberry exploded in his mouth and covered his tastebuds. He smacked his lips once he swallowed and was just about to open his eyes back up to look at Alex when suddenly, she lowered her squat and slid further down his cock. 

“Hhhhaaahhnnn…” the horse moaned. 

With her pussy just mere millimetres from his medial ring, Alex pulled herself back up a little and left a streak of her juices coating his speckled horsedick. “Sorry, I slipped.” 

Tashi could feel that lip grip, her inner walls tugging on his cock as his girlfriend pulled herself up. It was like her pussy didn’t want his cock to ever leave. Gorilla Grip coochie was real. 

“Oh.. F-Fuck…” Tashi squinted his eyes harder and shivered all over. 

Alex looked incredibly smug as she stared at her boyfriend. She raised her brows and smiled. 

“Enjoying the cake, huh?” 

Her boyfriend was trembling. He must have really liked the cake.

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Art by NitaNi 

Tashi by TashiGibson (It was his birthday on September 16th!)