Tier 3 Bonus Post 🎁 Bowsette Shortstory! (Patreon)

Fanfiction by Glasmond, inspired by something one of my Patrons said in my livestreams! Enjoy 💚

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"WHERE IS MY PEACH?", Bowser roared. Their voice, even though it now had a clear distinct feminine sound to it, was still an impressive growl. Almost as impressive as the belly they were sporting. Who would have thought that such a tiny human princess was able to fill the mighty King of Koopas up that big? Not their minions, that's for sure. But then again, nothing of what has happened in the last 7 months has been exactly foreseen. In fact, it has been utterly confusing. So much had changed. But the minions, though being in a constant state of disbelief, could eventually handle it, since Bowser's behavior wasn’t that different.

It all started with the crown. A magical item, super rare and actually super sketchy. Bowser had found it on "silk toad", some dungeonnet site for villains and bosses. Purchased with an opulent amount of 8bitcoins, this item promised to turn anyone in an exact copy of Princess Peach.

But of course it didn’t happen as promised. There were two issues: The magic was faulty and didn’t turn Bowser into an exact copy; More like a gigantic, somewhat human woman that if you squint your eyes enough, could maybe slightly resemble Peach.

And secondly: it was cursed.

Not a temporarily little harmless curse as they happen in go kart races. But a fullblown “you will never be able to take this off” kind of stuff  you only hear about in legends of other worlds.

Of course the King has been pissed. Bowser almost ripped off his head in an attempt to remove it. He had all of his Magikoopas working on it and punched them back into their spawn points in his rage. But the worst thing was that he was currently in the process of another princess kidnapping, and some Koopas were already on their way with Peach in tow.

So there was nothing else for it but to face his captive as he looked.

It went different than expected.

Princess Peach, usually angry and feisty after every capture, went silent when she saw Bowser's new appearance. She didn’t say anything for a good while and following this, she started to behave… strangely. At first nobody understood what was going on, nobody had ever seen her behaving like this, not even with her annoying stalking plumber that was giving every minion PTSD. But then it slowly became clear: She was flirting.

She complimented Bowser's castle. She was applauding him when he said things like “thank you”. Her cute, tiny mouth did something it never did while being with Bowser before: Smiling. She even started to touch him. Apparently accidental at first, then more and more obvious and with confidence.

And then it all made sense: She has been a single princess for all these years, never marrying her apparent “hero” or his handsome brother or the greatest boss in all the lands or any other man, not because she was frigid - but because she wasn’t swinging that way.

It was a surprise to everyone, but Bowser most of all. He clearly wasn’t programmed to function in such a scenario (or to be desired at all), so most of the time he was flustered and silent, especially when Peach was flirting more aggressively.

The Princess showed no signs of wanting to escape. On the contrary, in fact. She got bolder by the day and started to bond with the minions, decorate the castle (in such a lovely manner, by the way! A little kitschy, but perfectly suited to Bowsers taste) and even sewing Bowser’s new body some dresses. She didn’t even write her usual casual “please save me” letter for the plumber.

Until one night the whole castle could hear that Bowser had finally managed to make Peach his wife. Or, judging by the sound scenery, more like the other way around.

It’s unclear what exactly Peach did with him, or the other nights following this one; But it must have been powerful. Because only a few weeks later, Bowser's new, cursed body showed some clear changes. At first on the chest and hips, as if it slowly decided to become even more womanly. Then on the middle. Since Bowser was dining more than usual, everyone first thought it was a little bit of pudge. But as his belly got more protruding and perfectly round and firm, and on top of that the Princess started touching it in a loving, intimate way, the minions understood. Even though Bowser never talked about it, and no minion ever dared to ask.

The only thing he addressed about his body was one command. No, more of a request. Spoken in a silent tone, again flustered. Bowser asked for a different pronoun. Only one single time, and only a small group of Koopas that were bringing food to the dinner table, but that was enough. Not even a day later everyone was informed. So “they” it was from now on. The Princess has been beaming when she had witnessed this request, or so the Koopas said.

That all was months ago. Bowser hasn’t asked to remove the crown again. No mustache-wearing jumpman has been here since. Instead, the Princess’ consultants visited every week, keeping her up to date with matters regarding her Kingdom. And she, gracefully and self-assured, gave them all they needed with ease.

It somehow worked. Mushroom society wasn’t breaking down. If anything, it was flourishing more than ever, now with no regular attacks from Bowser’s henchmen. Same counts for Bowser’s side, really. Now with no constant military & kidnapping operations the Koopas, Gumbas and Shy Guys finally had time to cater to the economy. By focusing on frugal and financial tasks, Bowser’s nation, too, became more stable. They even started to do proper trade agreements with lucrative export and casual import of goods that common henchmen usually never acquired. Like toilet paper.

It was almost too good to be true. And surreal. For everyone except Peach, who by now was clearly a lot into Bowser and their new body. And Bowser, albeit still very flustered around her, was clearly still very fond of her.

At times, when Peach was running some errands, Bowser got loud and aggressive again, and everything felt like in the good old days. Like now, when they were yelling for Peach.

But once Peach is closeby again, Bowser will calm down instantly, going spare with words and when the Princess is leaning her tiny body onto theirs, making deep, growling sounds that almost sound like purring, thinking that nobody would notice.

And that’s actually pretty okay.

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Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to leave comments, it helps Glasmond to cater more to your tastes 🌿

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