Signed to Model (Patreon)

"Dear Meg. we have viewed your social media posts and we have deemed you suitable to be modelling our products at Gaskitty Inc. You will wear our products (provided for free) and regularly post content in it."

Huh, my signature's already on there? How-

"This is not a request, and your contract starts now. Please make yourself calm as your first product applies itself on you. We will be looking forward to your posts."

Mmmmph!!!

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warming up before continuing work on Patreon rewards.