"Two Phones" (Patreon)

Script By:
u/jayhasapen

"Sweetie! Could you come here for a second? I have a quick question to ask you."

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"Oh you're looking for your phone ? "

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"Well sweetie that's what I wanted to talk to you about."

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"Of course I found it. You have a bad little habit of forgetting where you put your stuff."

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"The question would be, why do you have two phones? "

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"Don't look at me like that."

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"The careless and forgetful should never cheat. Who you think you are?"

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"Don't tell me I'm shouting. You've never heard me shout before so don't you dare."