The Running Gag (Patreon)

Behold, for the solution to all issues of laziness is here! As long as they are specifically issues relating to not running for long enough. The Running Gag will, once configured and worn, force its wearer to run at the speed they've agreed to, for the duration they've agreed to, or be starved of oxygen until they pass out. There are many options to tweak and twiddle in order to customise the wearer's experience to exactly what is desired.