Ravens N' Pennies: Triple Threat - Leprechaun (Patreon)

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2014-06-01 21:31:18

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2023-09

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If you talk about taking his lucky charms, he will kneecap you. This ain't no fairy tale and he doesn't pinch you because you aren't wearing green. Leprechauns are nasty, mean buggers that are more than happy to spit on you as they are look at you. Imagine you have this irate most-times drunk uncle. Then give your uncle a job he hates. Not just hates...but despises to the point of homicidal rage. Give that uncle a walking stick that can brain even a grown man, and you get a leprechaun. http://ravensnpennies.blogspot.com/2014/06/triple-threat-leprechaun.html#.U4ubEPldUW4

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Ravens N' Pennies: Triple Threat - Leprechaun

Leprechauns are a small variety of fae that are best known for their current image: the cute, gold-loving, rainbow-chasing, green-wearing Irishman. But this is a modern myth. Leprechauns are foul-tempered, chain-smoking, shoemaking, shillelagh-wielding, little sociopaths. They hate the compulsions of their race (making shoes) and happily take that anger out on anyone within range.