Alice 46 (Patreon)

Our two cheerblimps Jen and Alice waddle their way to the mall for another day of gorging and glutting at the food court. The two lazy, obese chubbettes hate having to exercise almost as much as they love eating -- but when you're over 400 pounds of pure buttersoft lard, even walking is real exercise! But then Jen and Alice see something in a local store that might just solve that problem for them: Mobility scooters!