The evil genie - Interactive post (Patreon)

Greetings, mortals. Your old friend the evil genie is back in town, ready to grant your wishes, only not the way you wanted. Good lord, there are many of you. I guess the fate of the previous mortals foolish enough to ask for my help didn't lower your enthusiasm. Maybe you're hoping that somehow, I'll be in a good mood today, and just grant you exactly what you requested, without trying to twist your bodies and minds for my entertainment.

Anyway, if you're not afraid of me and still want to make a wish, just write it in the comments below, and I'll see what I can do.