Hitman - Interactive post (Patreon)
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Welcome to my office. If this suitcase you're holding contains the amount of money I think it does, it means you know what I do for a living. Your mother in law annoys you? Your wife is having an affair with your neighbor? Or perhaps you'd like to have your crush's boyfriend out of the way? Unless there's a celebrity you hate and you'd like me to take care of. I can do all of this.
Oh, and I see you hesitating. Don't worry about getting your hands dirty. I said I could help you get rid of someone. I never said anything about killing them. Let's say I have some...abilities. Why shoot someone when you can just change him/her into something completely different, erasing him/her from existence?
Anyway, just tell me who you'd like to put a contract on, and I'll get rid of this person for you.