The drunk genie - Interactive post (Patreon)

Jeez, there are many of you. Let me guess, you're looking for the evil genie? I don't understand what's wrong with you guys. Every day ends up with people having their lives, bodies and even identities destroyed forever, and the next day, more people keep showing up. Seriously, what part of evil did you not understand?

Well luckily for you, he is not here at the moment. The only genie we got here is this one. He's not evil. And when he's sober, he's actually a pretty respectable genie, who does a great job at granting wishes. Unfortunately, right now, he isn't sober. He has trouble focusing, and the two last people who came to him to wish for something got exactly the opposite of what they asked for. But hey, if you think you'll be one of the lucky ones who will get their wish granted, feel free to comment below. But don't start whining if you wish to lose weight and end up weighing 300 kilos.