The haunted mansion - Interactive post (Patreon)

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a huge mansion, the kind only billionaires and celebrities can afford. To be honest, you still can't believe that you were able to afford it. The price was ridiculously low. At first, you thought it was a scam. But when you visited it, accompanied with a very nervous looking real estate agent, you could clearly see how luxuous this place was. Maybe the man selling this house had lost all his money gambling and had to sell all his assets immediately? Anyway, you don't care. You bought the house, and today is your first day here. Do you live here alone, or did you bring your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/family with you? It's entirely up to you. 

Earlier today, a crazy looking guy came knocking on your door, urging you to leave while you still could, saying that this place was haunted, that every previous owner had disappeared within a few days, which is why the agent was such in a rush to sell it. You just slammed the door shut. You have no time to deal with lunatics. 

Now, what is the first thing you want to do in your new home? Take a nap? Go to the pool? Or maybe you just need to go to the toilet. Please comment below, and you will now what terrible fate this haunted house has in store for you.