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Tummy Time

Gimme one, maggot, or you're getting sent to the crib! You gonna cry into your diapers, you literal baby? This ain't Sesame Street, Big Bird ain't here to save you now! He ain't here to curl me up in his huge powerful wings and not ask permission to kiss me! Big Bird can't have his way with me here! God, I want him to! Oh God, it's my deepest wish, it enflames my soul! No matter how hard both you and I want it, Big Bird ain't gonna do curls with my body and kiss me every time I got curled up to his face! The grim, harsh reality of our Big Bird-free existence is all around us, baby! Now eat your applesauce while I stare out the window and dream of the towering featherdaddy! #miltary #babyboy #childhoodmemories