Three-chord: The UPPER Upper Limits of Alicorn Fecundity (Patreon)

Sometimes I like the little dialogue bits I write in for these images; they add a lot of context and let me do some fun storytelling, and they can really add to the sexiness of an image or a scenario.

Sometimes I write down dialogue and as I'm reading back over it to spellcheck I already want to kill myself to spare me the cringe of reading my own writing, and wonder how I ever could have thought this added anything positive to the image.

This time? This time I cannot for the life of me tell which of the above two categories this one falls under.