Quick note about 3-chords (Patreon)

Hey, guys, There's a lot of new people on the 3-chord tier recently, and even some of you veterans seem to have some trouble figuring out just what I intended when I initially created the idea... probably because I never quite explained it properly.

I called them 3-chords because 3-chord songs are a running gag in musical terminology, but the more accurate descriptor of them is 3 'tag' commissions. I was aiming for mostly tags that already existed; basic descriptors of the character, the pose, the location, etc.

 There's no need to get particularly fancy with these, as I crank them out at mach 1 and generally get pretty loosey-goosey with my interpretations anyways (that was sort of the whole point of the 3-chord in the first place). Giving me the tag 'goth fashion' will probably give you roughly the same result as 'black corset and leggings with lace', if you catch my drift. Extra complex stuff people have sent me tends to get interpreted really loosely anyways, it just makes it easier on my brain to process when the tags are kept as simple as possible.

Load up a site like e621.net and go looking through some of the tags on there to see the sort of things I'm talking about. Granted, a good amount of those tags would be redundant because they tag eeeveryyythiiiinnnggg in each image, but picking any 3 of the most descriptive ones should give you a pretty good basis for what the image has in it, and a good idea for what I'm looking for in these. Below are a couple links to some of my recent posts on e621 so y'all can see the way they've gotten tagged on there. Some of them contain the exact 3 tags that were sent to me by the commissioner, others the tags were so esoteric or difficult to convey in a single image that they weren't actually used to tag the image at all.

https://e621.net/post/show/1315584/2017-4-3-3-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-anthro-ar

https://e621.net/post/show/1316295/anal-anal_penetration-bakuhaku-balls-big_breasts-b

https://e621.net/post/show/1312854/2017-anthro-anthrofied-bakuhaku-bat_pony-bat_wings

Also note, there are some fun meme-y tags you can use: 'Creepy Alien Facehugger Dick' is one that I actually managed to popularize on Derpibooru and get it applied to all the images using that tentacle ovipositor design for Changelings, 'Lost my Keys' is used for elbow-or-deeper fisting, and 'These aren't my glasses' is used for boobs or balls being shoved in someone's face.

I just ask that if you use one of those goofier tags, that it be one that already exists on one of these sites: Otherwise you could just make up whatever insane tag you want and you might as well just be giving me a full commission description at that point, which is exactly what the 3-chords are supposed to not do.