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D&D Court: Gramma is a PROBLEM PLAYER (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-31 05:24:54
Imported:
2023-03

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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and the Downright Durstly Bailiff Hurwitz as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Anonymous

There's a flaw in the "I Gave You Ants" plan. Once you piss your sugar pants, history tells us that the player won't loan you a new pair - they only give armor to elderly alcoholic elf NPCs.

Cianistarle

I'm Grandma age and I approve of the Grandma ruling!

Anonymous

“Meemaw’s Min-Maxing” please make this into merch!

keysi ellle

I also don't eat bananas! Cool

Anonymous

I am not a fan of banana bread… pumpkin bread is the way to go!

Anonymous

To answer the "how do you make banana bread dramatic" question; I have a recipe I use that includes candied ginger, and honestly I think that's the drama it needs.

Matthew McDowell

The emotional turmoil that just seeing this eps title put me through was crazy. Like i was like instantly, are they going to go against the grandma precedent???

joel
>>105315007

and surely the title is leading the witness: I submit that we add a diplomatic "?" after "Player" to not unfairly prejudice the jury

joel

Emily, notorious hater of Charlie Brown and all things slow-paced Peanuts: "I've been a blockhead"

zach orion miller

I will fight anyone who tries to take my manacles, disguise kit, rapier and rope. Bring it on masked Tarrasque.

Anonymous

"I'm salty all the time. I just sit there and get made about stuff." Can another human be your spirit animal?

Nathaniel Levy

Highly recommend the salt book, somehow super engaging the whole time

Anonymous

I’ve been an oaf…so here’s a loaf.

Nicole Jordan

Hear me out raspberry Jell-O center with a DVD suspended

Anonymous

bananas are a trash fruit, emily is right. banana bread is ok though.

Anonymous

I was picturing a DVD in case for the first half of the episode

SJ Faubert

Zucchini bread is the absolute bomb. Adding bananas and chocolate sounds like *chef's kiss*.

Anonymous

I know I must do now, I’ll host a dnd one shot, and I promise in the name of dice Christ, I fight for the law of honesty, justice, and order. I promise to uphold the code of the dice bible. I will now return to dnd

Anonymous

Follow Up Free '23

Zachary Mullins

not dropping an episode after stealing callie… despicable

Anonymous

absolutely just lie to your brain

Elsa Miesch

The movie Play is French so that’s why you maybe haven’t heard of it but I’ve only heard very good stuff from people who have seen it. Highly recommend.

Anonymous

I love to bake and my specialty is zucchini muffins! Like zucchini bread but in muffin tins. Sometimes I make cream cheese frosting for them

Anonymous

I truly started crying at the thought of sugar pants

Argonautica

No one is going to see this, but I do want to say if you want a dramatic banana bread (also great for brownies). If you know how to make nut milks, make peanut milk, use it to make a baked good, assuming you like peanut butter like flavors, it makes an intense bread or brownie/cake thing.

Anonymous

The more I learn about Emily lore, the more I believe she is a fae creature from an alternative world that is just a little different than ours. And to be clear I love it.

Anonymous

Adding veg adds fibre to your carbs and fat and helps not spike ur blood shit - healthy don’t mean salads brother, banana bread and broc pizza can live comfortably in a healthy life

Brendon Miller

You’re gonna do WHAT to a DVD!?

Cain Catto
>>105494023

yes thank you!! it makes me sad when they talk about food in such a diet culture-y way :( eating food is not bad!!

Anonymous
>>105474419

She's a princess, a fairy queen, born of a chaos demon and an angel of steadfast love... and raised by critters.

Josef Jozefowicz

Murph missed a PRIME opportunity to say "you have to take that grandma with a grain of salt" lol

Olivia M

I want to second other people asking for warning about the calorie counting comments!! Also just wanted to say, Caldwell is right about the adding zucchini to banana bread to make it healthier: addition IS healthy!!

Anonymous

I cracked up @ the idea of the mom sending "deux ex machine earned? *Kermit sipping tea gif*"

kerokaze

Triple Choco Banana Punpology

Zoop

The reverse gravity case got me heated man. Why tf didn’t the dm just look up the spell rules to verify? And then using it later with the actual rules?!?) infuriating. I am 100% am behind ruining the dms dvd player

Zoop

Aw maybe I’m projecting too much and the grandma is a very frustrating human to be around for her but…aww I feel so bad for her. Maybe run a campaign with j her and like two other easy going ppl and let them all start as higher players? Let grandma live her fantasy