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D&D Court: Psychic Kittens and Abyssal Chickens (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-28 03:52:39
Imported:
2022-05

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and the newly appointed Justice Hurwitz, as well as the Generous and Benevolent Bailiff Axford as they pass judgement on your trials at the table.

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Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

Comments

Anonymous

I’m certainly very late on this, but followers of Scientology HATE Xenu. Like, he plans to destroy the world. They HATE that guy. Even the person joking about it doesn’t even know what they’re doing lol

Anonymous

Regarding the reindeer case.... I'm surprised murph didn't use the air bud precedent. Missed opportunity

Maya B

The phrase "When youre fucking Santa Claus" and "fucking" is a verb not an adjective

Anonymous
>>76682188

The fault with this precedent is the assumption that Santa's workshop, arguably the most coveted building in the world, does not lock its doors. I'd like to see blitzen operate a set of keys each time he needs to open a door

tyalaman

God the phrase "I assure you I'm a peer for the day" is seared in my mind it was so hilarious. Going from a position of authority and disapproval to instantly plaintively and desperately calling for respect while undercutting yourself by calling yourself a peer for the day. Love that Hardwon/Jake and Amir energy Jake can bring when delivering those lines.

AmberDextrous!

My mom was a middle school coach, and naturally, I stole so many whistles and stopwatches from her. There is an untapped level of power that fills you when a stopwatch and whistle hanging from your neck and a click counter clutched in your palm. Add a windbreaker and mesh shorts for full effect.

Anonymous

Abyssal chicken is all thigh meat.

Bransy330

Flashbacks to being scared of the movie Prancer

tautcarabiner

Prancer was my favorite xmas movie as a kid

Anonymous

I will absolutely quit my job to attend a show in Miami where I am at.

Anonymous

the abyssal chicken story is such a bummer lmao. I think if I were that wizard, I would've had my character leave the party and I would've left the game. It feels like such a trap for the DM to encourage your chicken wrangling dreams and then just.... let the entire party be against you and murder your familiar

Aidan Skipper-Martinez

I'm just listening to this now, but I beg of you. BEG. Please come to Miami. I desperately want to see you all live.

Anonymous

"Hey be easy on me this is the first time I've ever DMed a game." "Uh actually this is now a Tom Cruise missionary isekai."

Anonymous

OMG! I'm the DM with the Tom Cruise player - thank you so much for trying my case!!! I am incredibly honored to have been heard by the court and humbled by your kind words and gracious ruling. (I will send an update in the next submission 😁)