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Ep. 98: Patient Zero (The Chosen Saga) (Patreon)

Published:
2020-04-23 21:15:40
Imported:
2021-06

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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! 

The Band of Boobs face the corrupted Erdan and Qwiksus, while dealing with problems in the One Hells. Beverly visits an Escape Room, Hardwon becomes a berry boy, and Moonshine lives out a Meat Loaf song. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! 

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.

"The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.

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Anonymous

Turns out it was like 2 years lol

Anonymous

🙌🏻EMILY🙌🏻 hOoollyy shit the strategy!

Max Herzog
>>124551345

Yeah I listened in real time amd now after covid, the relisten hits different around here

Anonymous

Let's go! New sode!

Anonymous

I finally got caught up last Wednesday. I’ve never had a reason to look forward to Thursdays before, but now I love em!

Caitlyn Dill

Bout to crush this sode

Bob McCoog

My body is so ready

Anonymous

Still catching up, need to hurry up

Anonymous

Relevant title

Jaydon

Me about to listen to this on Spotify to give you guys more ad rev

Mr. Scribble

Yo. I pounced on this ep so fast.

Anonymous

Guys I don’t wanna brag but Emily liked my Instagram comment, so, I’m kinda famous

Anonymous

Loving these thick long sodes! 2 hours 🤩

Anonymous

Yay just in time for my drive home.

Anonymous

She finally learned how to get rid of legendary resistances. Amazing.

Caitlyn Dill

I bow down to Emily, Queen of D&D

Anonymous

I'm so ready for this

Emma Margaret

Ohh my god Emily is a genius. What a queen.

Brenda Gibbner

This is making me feel better. Having a horrible day

Ash Hammack

Bev: "We've been in plenty of corn mazes making out together." Me: "No literally you canonically have not."

Jamie Advincula

CALDWELL IF UR READING THIS UR CRUSHING MY SOUL IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR THE PAST 5 MIN

Ricardo

Emily is a genius 😂😂😂

Crits

BRIAN MURPHY

Anonymous

first 12 minutes and it's already a ride :O good call on the reminder of Bal's powers

Garga Lenoir

This was so fucking epic! Invoking 8 goddamned pixies just to spam polymorph is absolutely hilarious! You'd better believe that Murph will give Thiala a dozen legendary resistances just in case!

Lisa Hartman

Of course Pendergreens has an oversized, sick anime sword

Andrey M

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS THICCCCCCCCCCCC!! Last 20 mins was an actual cardio exercise 😱😭

D'ran Dana

As a DM, Murph, how does it feel to get whomped?

Kestrel

Emily’s a fucking genius this show is the Best and thank g-d Balnor’s okay so I can continue being ecstatic about the beautiful use of Maze

Anonymous

Emily once again shows that she is a Top - Tier Dnd player and Moonshine Cybin is the most BA Druid.

Brianna B

You all have seriously been keeping me sane during 6 weeks of quarantine so far- amazing as always! Pendergreens had me dying laughing- singing Meatloaf over the top hysterical!!! Thank you for keeping it going!

binta coulibaly

moonshine and pendergreens singing a 70s love song duet as a patreon stretch goal?

Anonymous

Sorry I had to @ Murphy this was rad

Anonymous

Balnor coming in clutch with that new Titan ability!!!

Anonymous

We NEED a Bat Out of Hell style shirt with Moonshine and Pendergreens and a dolphin flopping in the background!

Anonymous

Hardwon calling Balnor his brother and being helpless to do anything was heartbreaking. Major roses for this episode.

Anonymous

So good seeing y’all go revisit hell and pendergreens😂😂 that buzzers cutters music is so metal!!

Emmie

Oh Emily 😍 I just used conjure woodland beings to get 8 T rexes into battle but you have shown me the true meaning of chaos. I bend the knee to you, my queen.

Anonymous

Please Caldwell!!!! You have to draw the jump for the next Terran's Journal!!!!

Anonymous

I don’t think I’ve ever been more anxious listening to NADDPOD. My heart is still going crazy like 15 mins after the episode finished.

Anonymous

Emily Axford You raven haired, laugh is like sunshine for your ears, absolute meta gaming unicorn. You are the best

Caitlyn Dill

@simon Moonshine was using the Thinking Cap to hold concentration on a spell

Anonymous

Moonshine is a fucking hero ... Emily Axford is an absolute QUEEN ♥️

Anonymous
>>35758079

I've also read in every rpg manual I've seen some permutation of the guidance, "also, do whatever you want because it's your game and have fun." It's make believe, not the bar exam.

Anonymous

Big boy Bev!

Anonymous

War turn is how Brian says water. 🤣. Gotta love that Jersy accent.

Anonymous

Conjure woodland beings says “you summon fey creatures... choose one of the following.... eight fey creatures challenge rating 1/4 or lower.” Pixies are CR 1/4 so she did this correctly. It’s also their show and they don’t need validation for what they do.... but this was a badass moment and Emily should be praised and not critiqued

tacticalgrandma
>>35739161

It's such a cool spell, I got so hyped when Murph said that was what the Wraith had done! And the way they used it for the story was so cool

tacticalgrandma

I cannot stop smiling at what a baller move those pixies were. Melora's blessing about Moonshine being smart as hell proven the most right.

Casey White

What in the actual Fuck?! I cant even rn.

Anonymous

Oh my god I nearly had a heart attack on those rolls STOP MAKING US CRY.

Casey White

Also where was Cardon???

Anonymous

Dear Gods I was crying at my work desk praying I would not get a call cause I was gunna be a fucking mess

Anonymous

The Pendergreens/Moonshine Meatloaf "duet" has to be one of my favorite moments in this entire arc. 🤣

Anonymous

The best sode so far

Anonymous

Thanks now I’ve been listening to meatloaf ever since I’ve finished up the sode.

Anonymous

I openly wept. Holy shit you guys, you’re doing a masterful job of making this come down to the wire.

Anonymous

Emily is just insane. Makes me want to destroy my players in combat so they can aspire to be as good as her

Xymel

My goodness Emily. Pro strats this game. You would make any minmaxer proud😁👍

Willem Rogers

Poor ol’ balnor deserves endless roses and bud heavies this week. Good golly.

Emmie

I had to listen again and just holy heck, you guys. Emily, let me be your champion. No joke, if you ever find yourself in a trial by combat situation I'll do my damn best.

Anonymous

I bend the knee to Emily!!! That was amazing!!! This sode was crazy!!

Kestrel

Raise Dead does way more to repair fucked up bodies!

Anonymous

i’m kinda confused bc i thought Balnor went to the maze realm and then he was back in the mortal plane and so can he just shift on command or...? please someone answer, this has been bothering me 😂

Kestrel
>>35826344

Balnor never got Mazed! Any of him “shifting between realms” was just flavor describing his new Chronurgy ability, if that’s what you’re referring to

Kestrel
>>35776559

She’s an NPC, so she doesn’t really have a “level” like PCs do! Her stat block is the Archdruid statblock, modified to be more similar to Circle of the Moon, which would make her roughly equivalent to a 17th level caster but with some variation in abilities

Robert

With the Balnor rolls and Emily’s insanely brilliant strategy, I’m shocked that what stands out to me as the best moment is still Pendergreens saying “Mrs Meemaw”

Anonymous
>>35835304

How did I miss that?? I'm trying to listen to it through again to find it!

Anonymous

i was holding my hands over my heart in bed barely breathing when you were rolling the raw death saves for balnor. I was ready to start crying hysterically over the body of Time Dad

Emily

Hey, does anyone know the link to that ironwork store? Midnight Oil is a really famous band in Australia so it's all I'm getting when I google it. 😅

Emily

Murph, how could you? My heart! 😵

Anonymous

Does anyone know the name of the song playing over Bev in the maze? Specifically when he’s y’all to Erdan? Truly so nice Emily! Brough tears to my eyes listening.

Anonymous
>>35863769

Hey! From an add on ep 12 of GOAT show: https://www.etsy.com/shop/midnightoilmerch

Kestrel
>>35870361

That's Kingshammer! Emily posted the audio on Patreon a while back, it's beautiful

Anonymous

Hardwon "Relentless" Surefoot, the unyielding hammer of Irondeep. Everytime Bev brought him back, Hardwon was straight back into the fray.

David Silva

I am staggered by the sheer amount of tactical genius that Moonshine displayed.

Anonymous

Was anyone else hoping that moonshine would plane shift the whole city to hell? That would have been baddass

Anonymous

After being dead Balnor needs his own weapon that isn’t a hand me down

Anonymous

Are any of these players or NPC’s ever going to die?!? The two crew needs some serious heartbreak.

Anonymous

Currently watching Outlaw Star. So crazy!!!

Anonymous

Um, help I ship Moonshine and Pendergreens?

Eric McDaniel

Shout out to Jake for that Bob Marley reference <3

1man2hands

"Pestulence"

1man2hands

"13 passes but it's actually a 5 does he have any more legendary resistances" was just the absolute most metal thing I've heard in my life gotta say

1man2hands

Bold to name yourself "midnight oil merch" as if searching that wouldn't direct people to merch for the band

Anonymous

What happened with the portent dice and Bef's amulet to save balnor. Btw I know the amulet doesn't work when unconscious. But before that ...