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Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Hedgehog Dilemmas (Patreon)

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2024-06-14 23:20:55
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2024-06-14 23:28:09
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Surprise Surprise! Discussion Master Murphy and the gang are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted! Now grab some blue wine and your favorite uncle, because the round's about to start!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyons

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kosmic

first

wick

LETS GO

Sylvia

I'm so caught off guard

Marley Linford

The last surprise round was your very best episode

Brianna B

Emily, I had a similar experience; I had a very creepy harlequin doll sat on a little wooden swing that hung from the ceiling in the corner of my room. The amount of times I would "see" it swinging and then hide under my covers having like a panic attack was unreal. Who thought that was a good idea 🤣

Kellyd

Brian Murphy, Sony film hater and sonic-is-real believer

Xacris

I am no stranger to DIY electronics, I take the Grinch laptop then rip the speakers out

Agiddysea

The arrogance of Caldwell to believe he is the Kwisatz Haderach. Many men have tried the drug . . . tried and died.

Aaron Sterne

‘Daddy needs his Gogo juice’ made me laugh so fucking hard

Grass

As a listener, it’s hard for me to think of my answer because I haven’t had my ass kicked enough to make an informed decision

Cole Meverden

I’d for sure break my neck taking a tombstone

MyNameIsCrease

Here's how you make the Grinch computer work/monetize it. You have to become a DJ, leaning into the Grinch aesthetic and incorporating the automated call-out into all your sets. You go viral and are headlining Coachella next year, which has now been renamed Grinchella with Presenting Sponsor GrinchHub.

Burrito Fart

Fun fact, I was at Joe Lewis arena in Detroit with my aunt, who went to get merch just before stone cold got hit by a car in the parking lot and they replaced him with the big show before the big fight of the night. So the uncle stuff at wwe and him disappearing made me laugh. I’m now a young man of just 35 looking back on the highlights of my life and VERY NEARLY got a call back from my favorite podcast tonight

Michael hansbi

Take an Uber guys bulba can't do ish about it

Charles

Dude Murph, Sonic isn’t real. You know that right?

Jake's Wife's Boyfriend

Does anyone else think it's funny they were turned off about the idea of Grinch fur on a watermelon but not in their airplane meals/drinks?

GGCoopie

Surprise The Undertaker comes out and it is in fact your uncle dressed as The Undertaker and he is in fact ready to kick your ass for real.

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

It so funny that Em is on board to drink the mysterious blue liquid that could be anything but not an energy drink that she knows is an energy drink. (For the record, I have never had an energy drink)

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

All the Sebulba talk! That’s it, I’m busting out the blu-ray right now to watch the pod race!!! (And maybe the Darth Maul fight)

Sam

Uncletaker😂 funny bit guys

Daniel Briggs

Re: grinch laptop. Just uninstall your sound drivers!

Madge the Warlock

RE Caldwell's joke about becoming a wrestler meme, my brother has a wrestling reaction gif and we definitely tried to make it a thing for awhile. https://x.com/i/status/1089247848938594307

ChungleDownBingus

I had a college roommate who was obsessed with the Grinch. Couldn’t get enough of him. He watched Jim Carrey’s Grinch at least once a week and constantly made references, but was otherwise a pretty cool guy. In my second year of living with him, he even started to say he ‘took the kids to Whoville’ as a code for having sex. I thought the Grinch was fine and kind of fun, but never understood. Until the Surprise Round Grinch took me to Whoville and now I hear ‘I’m Gonna Grinch!’ In my head daily, sometimes hourly. Murph, you, you specifically, have given me a curse I will never escape from. It haunts my dreams. It haunts my days. The Grinch has me. The Grinch won’t let go. You did this. I am forever lost. I drift now into the matted green hair of his Grinchly embrace. Goodbye, world. I am with the Grinch now.

idoleyes

You MUST test the hog

Mitch Belile

These last couple months in Murph-related content….we get “respect the cock” - Murph, and now we get “I drink the jizz” - Caldwell

tautcarabiner

I too was a religious studies undergrad, and while I didn't have a ballerina poster, the scariest childhood dream I ever had was about ballroom dancing mice. Are Emily and I kindred spirits...?

Grant Richards

DADDY NEEDS HIS GO-GO JUICE

frogwithhumanhands

my aeropostale outfit was a tight, bright blue tank top over a tight v-neck pink short sleeve with a huge blue and purple aeropostale logo and skin tight jeans but instead of frosting tips, I had chunky blonde highlights in my black hair, and I would use my telekinesis to hold venomous snakes because I like them, but they are forbidden to touch if you are a responsible adult

James Drenning

Why do yall say aeropastale like that?

iamnotjackblack

Why are they saying areopostales werid

Michael Lawton

Ditto on Dune. I read the first 3 before the first Dune Movie (not 1984). Just finished Dune part 2 and now I’m listening to the audiobooks. If sonic offered me the Water of Life I would totally say “if Shalud-Al allows” and totally toast to Muah’dib.

Jeremy Voigtschild

Devastated to hear Phantom Menace spoilers after avoiding the mixed bag review until actually seeing the movie 😩

Robert Z.

In response to what Emily said about telekinesis, I played a bard once who took telekinesis with magical secrets. Telekinesis works particularly well with bards in my experience, because it’s all skill check based, so you get to add your jack of all trades half proficiency bonus to all your spellcasting ability checks, you can use cutting words against your opponents’ strength checks, and since it’s skill check based, enemies with legendary resistances won’t have a reliable counter, and even high strength enemies will be rolling plain strength checks instead of athletics check which are more likely to add proficiency. Then you get high enough level to combine it with glibness, it’s basically impossible to roll below a 22/23.

Amber Erichson

I think another qualifier for the areopostale question should be that it's frosted tips for short hair and chunky unblended highlights for long hair

lucilia_illustris

it took way to long for me to figure out that "air-o pastel" was aeropastale

mike

Weird that they talked so long about the telekinesis and no one noted that is basically a stronger Mage Hand

mike

Regarding the wifi one: can I still use other devices without the wifi? Can I use my phone on my cell plan?

Polina Milashevskaya

Pls bring back turtle tank! So ready for you to get lost in it again.

Colby Greer

CALDWELL!!!! PHANTOM MENACE ONE-SHOT WHERE EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT QUI-GIN AND OBI-WAN ARE THE TRIPLETS PLEASE!!!!!!

Jamie Matthews

Emily, you have sold me on every single religious image you have created during these surprise rounds. No one else could convince me to take the Sonic communion.

David

Caldwell. TOYOTA-CHLORIANS. I heard it. Very good joke. 1 point

Mac
>>140906537

luckily the link broke, but id be very careful about doxxing yourself (hope your brother doesn't use his real name) you never know... even if the community seems nice on the outside. stay safe!

Ryan Hogue
>>141020889

I came here to say the same thing! It got overlooked but it was great

Chris Price

Further Sonic deep lore: If Sonic obtains all of the Chaos Emeralds he becomes Super Sonic, a golden-spined super-powered hedgehog that can fly and can destroy anything just by being in contact with it. It also drives him utterly insane and turns him into a homicidal maniac. Do. Not. Let. The. Hedgehog. In. The. House.

Jesse Earll

Podme? Shame on you, Caldewll!

Samuel

After hearing Murph talk about WWE so much throughout multiple episodes, i need to know if he's ever seen (or should i say heard) the radioprank phone call about John Cena Superslam! For anyone curious, just type "John Cena phone prank" on youtube, it's worth the approximately 6 minutes it last

A Gross Infection

I definitely had the same fear of Chucky as Murph when I was a kid

Sarah Osgood

Emily, your outfits on d20 are such a big inspiration for me. Your looks are always so cool and creative! I was surprised that you said you're not that into fashion, but keep up the good work haha. I know y'all work with a wardrobe team to some degree too.

Brandon Wiens

Telekinesis the spell SLAPS. Just saying.

Ross Begg
>>140890998

This is absolutely sick! You could do Day Trading on the side, because you never have to worry about your internet.

Ross Begg

We have underestimated the value of using telekinesis to move awkward furniture. Like, I have the strength to lift a small couch or a mattress, but it is always so awkward. Always having what is essentially a helping hand would be amazing.

Samuel

Yuncle and Yantly Charge

Myka Donati

Jake is the best Toyota driver as he passes everyone in his AE86

Nick

All of these can be solved with copious amounts of gaslighting.

Jack Malizia

My phone is now suggesting me Aeropostale ads

gavin k

The way Murph pronounces Aeropostale makes me very upset

Maggie
>>141452413

Thank god im not the only one, it took me so long to figure out what they were referring to

John Tackels

Murph i bench 315 imagine manipulating a storm of knives or robbing a bank orrr manipulating a liquid

Jesse

Favourite quotes from this include -Jake: I know what Sonic's piss tastes like, okay!? -Caldwell: I'm daddy in this situation.

KCampbell

Freaking Toyota MidiCorolians