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Surprise Round Questions! (Patreon)

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2024-05-06 14:39:57
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Hey pals! We're recording a brand new episode of "Surprise Round!" for the main feed this week. A few of you may already be familiar from the Mixed Bag episodes, but for those who aren't, "Surprise Round!" is a show inspired by our love of unhinged hypothetical questions. We'd love to feature some of your weird scenarios, bizarre queries, and wild premises, so post 'em below!

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belle

You’re at a dinner party with your partner, some close friends, and the host’s new boyfriend. The host’s boyfriend is very friendly and nice, funny but not overbearing, and even though it’s new, its obvious your friend and him are in love. During dinner, you are sitting next to the boyfriend. In the middle of conversation, he leans over and drags a long hairy finger through your mashed potatoes and pops it into his smirking emerald snout. He is, of course, the Grinch. And he continues to blatantly eat off your plate. If you bring it up, or politely ask him to stop, everyone at the table is aghast at your rudeness, saying, “That’s just his way.” and making pointed glances and gestures towards him. You can’t quite tell if people are afraid of the Grinch, or offended that you’ve insulted him. The Grinch remains genial, even bashful or shy if you admonish him, but your friends will turn hostile if you escalate the situation. Do you stay for the rest of your (shared) dinner? And when the host approaches you at the end of the night as you head to your car to “clear the air” about how you treated their boyfriend (while the Grinch’s luminous eyes stare out at you from a window) how do you respond? Or: You are going to have a deeply embarrassing and unrecoverable incident of public indecency that will ruin your career and several close friendships - you have a clear premonition of this. The incident is accidental but unavoidably humiliating, unless: you are stung by X amount of bees. The Grinch (who else) offers you a dark deal, chose a number of bees to be stung by to avoid your fate. But just as you give your answer, the Grinch raises a fuzzy green brow and responds with a number one larger than what you’ve said. He does this every time you state your offer, exponentially increasing the bee stings. In this hypothetical, how many bee stings would outweigh your dignity? (for anyone with a bee allergy sensitive to the idea, you can swap in aggressive geese) The Grinch will only be satisfied if he feels you are nearly as upset by the deal as you would have been losing it all, but he does not want to kill you. You are almost certain of this.

belle
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You have Venom-style melded with the Grinch, giving you impossible superpowers that allow you to help save people in need. But you are a hulking half-Grinch beast when you activate your powers, and the Grinch’s consciousness is now permanently entwined with yours. Do you keep your powers? Or attempt to eject the Grinch?

Amani Hope

The Grinch dies and chooses you to be the next Grinch. When you accept, you transform into the Grinch, but only on Christmas day. Now you have to steal kids’ presents and learn a lesson. However, for the rest of the year you NEVER get tired and you ALWAYS sleep well. Fine print: If you don’t learn a lesson on Christmas day, you die and return as a ghost until you choose a new Grinch. You can’t pass into the afterlife until you convince somebody to say yes. Do you do it?