Ringmaster's Top Hat (Patreon)

Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement)

This colorful top hat carries a perpetual air of revelry and frivolity with it. While wearing the hat, you can use an action to cast the thaumaturgy spell from it, and you have proficiency with whips.

While wearing the hat, you can use an action to turn invisible, disappearing into a cloud of smoke when you do. The cloud heavily obscures the space you vanished from, and it remains there until the start of your next turn or until a wind of moderate or greater speed (at least 10 miles per hour) disperses it. When you vanish in this way, you magically teleport to another space that you can see within 30 feet of you. You remain invisible until the start of your next turn or until you make an attack or cast a spell. Once this property of the hat has been used, it can't be used again until the next dawn.

The torches lining the ringed performance flashed with verdant light as the ringmaster raised his hands in a grand gesture.

"Now, one and all, direct your gaze to the platform above..."

His voice boomed unnaturally, somehow echoing between the canvas walls. Then, a sudden flash of smoke erupted from the pedestal where the showman stood. As the smoke cleared, the same voice resounded from high above. There, holding to the tent's central pole, was the mustachioed man once more.

"...AT ME!"