[Cards] Battery Shield (Patreon)

The shield rang out like a bell as it stopped the dwarf's hammer mid-swing. The wiry gnome behind the shield popped out a moment later, grinning ear to ear as they said, "Well, nows I've gotta charge ya with assaultin' a battery!"

In confusion, the dwarf replied through gritted teeth, "Don't you mean, assault and—"

Click.

And the shield sparked to life.