[Cards] Rod of Endless Light (Patreon)

"I'm tellin' ya, man, she's always on my case every time we leave the house. 'Did you bring extra trousers? Did you pack the rod of endless light*? Blah, blahblah, blah blahhh!' Ugh, I swear, Mom will never let me be a real adventurer."*

"Eh. s'fine. She just wants to make sure you're safe. Now, toss me that light rod thingy. It's getting dark, and we both know that this is owlbear territory."

"...."

"...You forgot to pack the rod, didn't you."