[Cards] Sir Varion's Lance (Patreon)

"Dearest Princess,
I will come with great haste to your aid. No creature of any color, size, shape, origin, language, age... (the list continues with several repeated options over the next few lines) ...or orientation will stop me from saving you from its malicious clutches. Rest assured, my Lady, your hero is coming as quickly as my legs can carry me!
Stay strong, Princess Wingwumms. May the fresh tide grace your skin.
—Sir Varion
Postscript: Do tell the dragon, won't you? I eagerly await our dramatic encounter when I find you and its dastardly lair!"