Shielded Turtle Sugarbombs (Patreon)

Wondrous item, uncommon

These sticky chocolate candies are filled with an enchanted molasses and caramel center and come in packs of 2. When you eat this sugarbomb as an action, your movement speeds are reduced by 10 feet for one minute. If you are proficient with shields and are wearing one on your back, you gain the benefits of that shield as if you were wielding it while your speed is reduced in this way. You cannot wield a shield and gain the benefits of a worn one at the same time.

Upset stomach. You can only be under the effects of one sugarbomb that has this property at a time. Eating a sugarbomb while already under the effects of another one ends the first one's effect early and forces you to make a DC 13 Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, you become poisoned for 1 minute.

"Is the crunch in this actual turtle shell? Are turtles actually tasty? You know what, don't tell me."