Tub of Churning and Fermentation (Patreon)

Wondrous item, uncommon

This squat wooden and ceramic tub has a screw-on lid that fits snuggly around its base. The tub can hold up to 2 gallons of liquid or 1 cubic foot of material within it. You can leave a liquid or other perishable in the tub and secure the lid before saying the name of the end result you’d like the contents to turn into. If you say the name of a possible result, the tub clicks lightly before locking its lid shut for 10 minutes.

After 10 minutes, the tub gives a second, louder click as the lid unlocks. The contents of the tub will have been stirred, processed, or otherwise fermented in such a way to generate the commanded end product. Adding extra ingredients into the tub can impact the end result’s flavor.

Once the tub has been used in this way, it can/t be used again until the following dawn. 

This flavor text tastes funny. But also good? This is weird. Why does my head feel fluffy?