Why So Serious? (Patreon)

I know, I know, mixing Batman universes. But for what it’s worth, Astrid recently reminded me that I look a bit like Jared Leto’s mom. I mean, hey — not a huge fan of his work, but I’ll take it. Massive props to a woman who (one can only assume) cultivated and encouraged such an eccentric individual.

I mean, he’s okay, in that iconoclastic kinda way. I will admit that he was magnetic in Blade Runner 2049. Paul Allen is one of my favorite on-screen deaths. Gotta have a skosh of respect for a dude who is willing to, as the actors say, take chances.

Her name’s Constance, by the way. I think we should name more people Constance.

Hi Constance, Resting-Bitch-Face-Partner-In-Crime.