Thing a Day: 015/365 (Patreon)

Recently, someone asked me how much booze I could stash in my bra. I'm sure they were referring to things like... flasks (and to be fair, I have snuck flasks into an overpriced music venue before, much to the delight of my friends! I think that's how the conversation got started...). Alas, I have no flasks lying around, so I made do with what was available.

I have a feeling jamming entire bottle of vodka between in my cleavage might still be a liiiiitle too conspicuous to get into the concert undetected, but in the name of science, I thought I had might as well try. This, dear reader, is the result of such an experiment.