See what I mean? (Patreon)

Listen y'all. There's not too much to say about this one. If you follow me here, you know that I'm not too big on topless pics. I don't show them too much, and I don't pass them out. But... yeah. Gonna do it tonight, because nipples aren't a big deal. And... yeah.

But the other night, I posted a thing about tops. And how they can be too short, and that I might spill out. And this is an example of that. Yeah. From the top? Totally great. From the front/bottom? Not so much. 

Dear patrons: I failed. I got some new clothes! And I was experimenting! Hooray for me! And this black sweater top? I got it in a mother-fuckin' 3X! That's the largest FashionNova had to offer! I can't say I won't wear it in the future — if it's paired with a bra? Good to go if I wanna be slutty and show off my stupid belly. (Slant rhyme?) But... I guess I just wanted to think that this would be something I could just... wear? Who knows what that means. 

It's cool. I'm being snarky. I have re-runs of "30 Rock" going on in the background, so I'm feeling somewhere between Aaron Sorkin and Tina Fey (my last re-watch was "The Newsroom"), so I just wanted to.... do something. Yeah. Happy Holiday Season, everyone. 

:-D