Merry Xmas Assholes (Patreon)

Yerrrr merry mother fucking Xmas Assholes. Hope y’all are ready for 2019 Bc that’s when we start our takeover. Nothing gonna stop us. We‘re gonna turn a little podcast and Patreon into a most powerful conglomerate in comedy. I can’t fucking wait. It’s up to y’all to spread this movement around the world. Grow the army. Own MEDIA!!!

Connect! I’ve been hearing about groups in diff cities and countries forming. This is the goal. Use this platform to truly form mini communities within ours. Remember it’s only a successful platform if it’s users get more value than its creators. I want yall to get more from the army than I do. That might sound crazy but I mean it. When I see yall connecting, helping each other, pooling resources and abilities i know we got something diff than anyone else. 

Enjoy the next week of vacation. Come 2019 we hitting the ground running. LETS FUCKING GO

- Schulz