Lost Temple of the Muscle Gods, #12 (Patreon)

Beyond the doors was a large chamber, at the far end of which was another statue of an impossibly muscular man. This one appeared to be holding up the ceiling, and from the muscles on this guy, Joshua had no doubt a real version of the statue probably could.

“All the statues around here are yoked!” said Joshua.

“Yeah,” said Lucas , “and that’s not all.”

“What do you mean?” asked Joshua.

“Well,” said Lucas, “when Michelangelo carved David, they used to joke he ran out of marble when he came to a particular part of the anatomy.