Bonus Stage! Ready? : Juri (Patreon)

“Heheheeh…. all this work to get to the… whaddya call ‘em? ‘Tae Kwon Toes?’ Ughh, don’t ever right for late night, hun.”

Former Shadaloo operative and perhaps one of the most dangerous women alive Juri Han sits strapped onto a device as a whirling brush puts pressure on oiled-up soles. A roll with firmer, courser bristles, fitted specifically for types like her who may have built up resistance, grinds its way up and down her feet in an attempt to break her. What the people behind the scenes got instead was a snarky and chatty occupant.

"If this is all a ploy by interpol to get any info on shadaloo remnants, you can tell King Fu Copper to buzz off. Ya know I’m only doing this cuz I’m bored. And I want the cash offered. And I like the attention. And-”

Tickler: I get it, I get it! Just get ready though, we‘re barely kicking off here.

“Watch the paint job, that bottle was worth more that what you’re offering!”

T: Didnt you say something about a “100% Discount”

“Never said I bought it…” 

“*hmhmmhmph* all this for 150 bucks”

T: I said $75-

“Hurry up or lil ninja lady in your backroom will figure out those knots. Heck y’know what, I wanna “play” with her too!”