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"T-this is a bit too sudden!" I don't know what to do. Now, obviously I would immediately have accepted such an amazing thing as becoming this woman's boy toy and pupil at the same time, but...

I can't betray Sensei like that, even I understands this. However, I also don't want to outright reject her and forever close the door to her heart...! Why? Because Touko Aozaki is smoking hot.

If we lived in an ideal world, I would seduce this woman, and then seduce Sensei, soon after it I would be getting my dick blown by both. Sadly we do not live in this ideal world, which means...

I must make an ideal a reality, challenge everything in front of me and never look back...! I think. I know my goal, I know the willpower needed for my goal, but I have no idea on how to reach it!

Touko slowly moves forward, and then puts a hand on my thigh. "Well, what can I say? I am a woman who takes what she wants when she wants it. And I want you Yuta Okkotsu." If I was a weaker man, semen would have come out of my dick right this instant.

Thankfully I have been trained by Rika, and therefore I'm a bit resistant to someone's advances. Even so I might as well be paralyzed right now, my heart being taken by her gaze. And her body, she's so hot!

Shiki actually facepalms, it's sort of a rare and beautiful sight. Majestic really. "Damn it Touko..." In a way, she seems to be in disbelief, and yet in another, she seems to have been expecting this.

I know because this is the way I tend to react whenever Sensei does anything crazy. Also, I'm not the only one to react this way, Shiki and Rika have adapted this mental barrier to protect their sanity a long time ago.

And speaking of Rika, she glares at Touko. "Get your hand off my boyfriend, you cougar!" I can't deny those words. I sure wish I could easily deny Touko's offer though, but it seems my heart is weak.

Touko does actually take her hand off me. "C-cougar...?" It seems she has taken a sudden, unexpected critical hit! It's enough to shake her confidence, though I know she will bounce back soon.

She might even kick us, if she's that similar to Sensei, which means I must strike fast. "Um... So I just want to say Touko, I'm trying to build a harem!" I imagine she will now reject me. Therefore I will escape this situation without rejecting her, or closing up the Sensei route!

Ah, I want Touko to ride me, while Sensei sits on my face. I'm a simple man. I would also like to do the reverse of that scenario of course. I repeat, I'm a simple man.

Touko's smirk returns with full force. "That's fine by me. I am against cheating of course, but as long as I'm warned before hand, I won't mind." Ahhh! The power of Sensei's big sister is blinding!

Without a doubt Hisui and Kohaku are the Ashura and Indra of their generation, which must mean Aoko and Touko were Madara and Hashirama! I... I ended up going on a weird tangent, but my point is... Touko is similar enough to Aoko to remind me of her, but different enough that she's like a new flavor.

Touko puts a hand on her chin. "Besides... from what I know currently you are dating Rika and Arcueid, correct?" I nod. "They are both very interesting, I would like to learn more of them..." I don't think she's talking about their very amazing personality.

I can see the anger in Rika's expression. "I'm right here, so don't talk like that isn't the case." Yeah, I also don't like how she spoke of you as a science experiment. The ugly side of magecraft is coming out.

Cat sighs. "Trust me, she's always like this. She does the same thing to me too." The demon hunter is looking at me right in the eye, her expression basically screaming to not take this offer.

Touko completely ignores us, and instead she keeps muttering to herself. "And all the girls that seem to like you... The Tohno heiress that has so much pure demon blood, That immortal glitch, even those twins..." It's good to see someone who thinks they're romantically interested in me!

Wait a minute. "Um... Touko, how do you know all of this?" This all shouldn't be public knowledge. Hell, even the fact that I'm dating a True Ancestor is super recent news! Though I guess Cat could have snitched about that one.

Touko ignores me, because of course she does, meanwhile Ryougi crosses her arms, looking annoyed. "Ugh and there's another thing she always does, muttering to herself... and stalking." She will fit right in on my harem.

Rika clenches her fists. "We definitely don't need another stalker around, Bimbocueid is bad enough, and she's not nearly as bad as this one too." Now, I don't want to bring up glass houses and stone, but... Well, whatever.

Welp, I shall take this opportunity to analyze the pros and cons of this situation. Touko is lost in her little world of muttering, and Shiki is lost in her little world of cringe after all. Therefore I shall lose myself in a little world too.

The cons are a few, it means betraying my Sensei, my girlfriend dislikes her, she wants to treat all my friends as experiments, Cat has warned me against accepting her offer, and she's willing to send murder puppets as warnings.

The pros are many, I get to put my dick inside of the pussy of this woman, I get to put my dick inside of the ass of this woman, I get to put my dick inside of the mouth of this woman, also she can teach me magic, I guess.

A tough choice indeed.

Touko finally finishes yapping. "So what do you say Yuta Okkotsu? Surely you can see the potential of learning under me... and the potential of learning under me?" Honestly, I only truly care about one of those.

And sadly I'll have to build all of my strength. "A-actually Touko... I was thinking less of kicking you out of the city, and more of... you getting along with Aoko?" There, I finally revealed my true goal.

Touko laughs, and... My body tenses up, Rika's body tenses up, Cat's body tenses up. I definitely just said something I shouldn't have, but I always knew the road to fixing this relationship that might never have existed wouldn't be easy anyways.

Thankfully she stops that eventually. "So this is what this is about... Aren't you the little hero..." I'm definitely not! "But you don't need to worry, my relationship with my idiotic sister has never been better." That's not a good sign!

Cat raises an eyebrow. "Really? From what I've heard you have been trying to kill her and her friends." Yeah! I get that the two of you are Dante and Virgil sexy redhead edition, but surely that is too much!?

Touko waves her off. "She won't die just because I'm sending some easily broken toys after her. And..." She looks at me. "If you died with what I sent you... humanity might as well end themselves at this point, if that's what their heroes culminated into." Don't bring up my ancestors into this!

Rika snarls. "Still wasn't nice, if you do it again... you'll pay." I suddenly remember when Rika said she would be willing to kill someone who threatened her happy life in the past. Touko has probably only gotten away with it because she's related to Sensei.

The redhead is smirking. "Huh, normally I would laugh off that kind of threat, but... considering who you are, and that the White Princess is watching us... I guess I really could meet my end." So she noticed Arcueid is spying on us...

I wonder how though? Is it related to how she knows so much? I'm now also curious on whether she noticed Toji or not, Cat sort of did, but couldn't truly pinpoint him, but all I know about Cat is that she's a super talented demon hunter.

Touko shrugs. "But you all shouldn't worry, that attack had a reason." It was a warning, right...? "It was to piss off Aoko, I wanted her frothing at the mouth." It wasn't a warning!? And the worst part is that it actually worked...

A laugh escapes her mouth. "And it worked so well I was actually sorta of surprised! You guys didn't see it, but she was firing beams at the sky, screaming about ripping me a new one! She obviously couldn't even find me, because she's incompetent." S-Sensei...

Also, I'm yet again wondering how she knows this... I guess she must have some super crazy spy system using her familiars. I know that's a thing most semi-competent mages can do.

I don't know how to react to this information. "D-didn't you just say your relationship with her is good? Why would you go out of your way to piss her off?" Well, I suppose she did just get her workshop ruined.

Touko chuckles. "I said that it has never been better, not that it was good. But seriously, it's not like I'm trying to kill her like when I was a jealous brat. Nowadays all we do is annoy each other a little." There definitely needs to be a line, and you have definitely crossed it!

She continues. "For example... Last time Aoko raided my workshop I just used all of her credit cards and drowned her in debt." That's way too scary! "This time I'm taking a slightly different approach, that's all." It's honestly better than putting her in debt at least...

She puts a finged under my chin. "I'm gonna make her a little paranoid, I might or might not call the cops on her... And I'll try stealing any crushes she might have. Standard stuff." Nothing about this is standard!

Rika interjects. "Hey, I already told you to stop touching Yuta, didn't I!? I did, I definitely did! Evil Sensei!" E-evil Sensei!? That honestly kind of fits. Your wisdom is as surprising as always.

Touka pulls her hand back and rolls her eyes. "Yes, I heard, don't worry... Besides, you have no intention of accepting my offer, don't you, Yuta Okkotsu?" She ended up reading me like an open book.

I sigh, what a wasted opportunity. "It was tempting, very tempting, but I will never leave Sensei's side. I plan to one day put a ring on her finger after all!" That said... I plan on doing the same thing to Touko!

Rika's glare shifts from Touko, to me. "Sensei's seductive prowess is really too strong... I wish I could reach her level." It's impossible for you. For one to reach our wondrous Sensei they must stay single until their thirties.

Cat sighs, just as I did, but she has a small smile on her face. "At least he didn't take the offer..." You really were against it, huh. Well, maybe if I learn more about Touko I will see your point.

Touko deadpans "I figured you would have said something like that... Well, except for the ring part. You truly have no limits, do you Yuta? Though I suppose that's how most legendary heroes were..." Please stop bringing up my weird ancestry.

Cat raises an eyebrow. "I'm surprised you're not mad about being rejected, with you being stubborn and prideful as you are. I was expecting having to fight Yuta's way out of this." You said you wouldn't fight though.

Cat is a complicated person, it's like she says something, but means another... Ah! The nickname Cat really was super perfect! My waifu senses have been sharp recently, though I guess I could have also called her tsundere.

Touko smiles. "Maybe if I had found him the same time as Aoko did, I would. But I didn't, so it's only natural he would prefer my inferior sister, that's how human connections are after all." Yeah, pretty much.

That smile weakens a bit. "Besides, I don't need a boyfriend, nor do I need an apprentice. I need to use all my freetime to study my craft, so really this is better for both parties. I would neglect any boyfriend I could have had." Hey, this is...

At this point her smile dies out completely. "And I'm different from other people, different from Aoko. I don't need human connection to survive, in fact if I ever get too close to someone I tend to cut all contact with them, since it takes too much time." Yeah, this is definitely that...

Her lips are trembling. "In the end this is the best outcome for both Yuta Okkotsu and I. It isn't something as simplistic as something being wrong with me or him, it's just that I'm not pursuing his company. If I was, I would have it." This woman is a femcel.

I just knew she was as desperate as Sensei! And I was wrong... She's much more desperate than Sensei. I mean, seriously, cutting off human connection because she doesn't need it? Give me a break. This nerd probably cries on internet forums all day.

Cat nods without hesitation. "Yeah, I'm similar, so I understand." W-what!? There's no way you mean that, is there...? Man, I can barely believe it, but you really do... What kind of losers club did I stumble onto!?

Rika and I look at each other, we both desperately hold back laughter. As a couple, we both never tought we would face the riajuus should explode crowd from so up close.

After taking a deep breath, Rika recovers faster than I do, and looks at Touko. "So you really won't kill Sensei? Or kick her out of town?" She might do the latter. I can see her considering that as stealing the town.

A smirk returns to Touko's face. "Yeah, I won't do anything that bad. You three kids can go home and do whatever you do..." Wow, she called Ryougi a kid without any hesitation at all, how fearless.

I nod. "We'll be leaving soon... but before that..." I look her deep into her eyes. "One day I will be putting a ring on your finger too! Both Aoko and Touko Aozaki will be changing their last names to Okkotsu!" I needed to make my intentions clear before I left.

If I desire to have the greatest harem known to man, I must not hide my true self. That will only create confusion and hurt... So I will announce right here that I will one day make both Aozaki's mine!

It happens for a second, just one measly second... but I definitely see her blush, thank you loneliness and desperation. "Good luck on that! I'm a magus, so I naturally respect all those who try to do the impossible." This is not on the same category of difficulty as reaching Akasha!

Cat is looking at me like an alien. "You... do you really have no limits? Just how horny are you...?" Don't get too lost now! I plan on putting a ring on your finger one day as well, or I'm not named Yuta Okkotsu!

Rika looks at Cat. "You'll get used to it eventually, so the shock starts to become lesser..." She slowly shifts her gaze to Touko. "The spite remains though." I don't think Ryougi is feeling that!

I don't have time for their chatter though, I must move. "Actually Touko, I want to go on a date with you." Sometimes a man must go all in. I have thought about it, and with my totally genius level intellect I constructed the perfect plan.

Touko raises an eyebrow. "Um... Really? Well, I don't mind it, but what's in for me?" Whatever you want really, part of my plan will be baiting you so that you cannot easily escape! If I give a loser like her a chance to keep being alone she will definitely take it.

Rika pouts. "Yuta... if it's between this woman and Sensei, I wished you would go after Sensei. She's pretty rad after all." For some reason, hearing you call Sensei feels like it's a dream of hers.

I smile towards her. "Don't worry, I will go after Sensei." Confusion fills the room as I look back at the redhead. "Touko, I want to go on a double date with you and your sister. And... I will make both of you my girlfriends by the next tuesday... No, by the end of the week." You can bet on that.

Now, you may be saying that I should divide and conquer in this case, instead of being crazy, but worry not, for I have all in control. And so I will bet it all and win it all, I mean one hundred percent when I say I will be dating Touko Aozaki and Aoko Aozaki by the of the week.

The only sound on the room is Touko's quiet laughing. "You... you... you know, I was letting you keep those glasses, but I might just change my mind." Ah, for real!? "Well, sure brat. If you convince my sister I'll go on a double date." As expected.

Touko's natural instincts as a scientist means she wants to see the impossible turn possible. Also, what I said is so ludicrous that she couldn't help it, but deem it as lunacy from the very first moment.

And so does Rika. "Are you crazy Yuta!? Now Touko won't be the problem, Sensei will actually kill you!" Trust the plan. Which I have not yet explained of course, but trust me then.

Shiki is gasping. "W-wow, you know what? If I turn my brain off this whole thing is sort of fun." It seems Cat has finally learned the joy of soap operas. Or my life in this very specific case.

I grin and take my cellphone out of my pocket. "We'll see what Sensei thinks right now. By the way, I'm putting it on loudspeaker." I have no fear, for the rewards are great and I'm greater. I have this in the bag really. So I put the phone atop of a table after calling Sensei.

Even if everyone is looking at me like I'm a fool from the moment Aoko takes the call. "Yuta...? What's up, did Touko attack you again?" In some ways yes. But it's good that she did, it showed me that she's just as much of a Christmas cake as you.

I shake my head, even though she can't see me. "Nope, she has been pretty nice to me." Aoko makes a noise of confusion, her brain slowly connecting the dots. "By the way, please go on a date with me and your sister." Hopefully I can pull her in without using my trump card.

A sigh leaves her voice. "This again? I already said no. Also... you're with Touko aren't you!? And what's this about going on a date with her and me!?" It's just something my amazing intellect has come up with. "You... oh, she got you and brainwashed you, didn't she? Okay Touko, I'm coming for your ass, so you better get ready!" She can brainwash people!?

Touko right eye twitches. "Hey, I didn't brainwash anyone. In fact, I gracefully accepted his rejection of my offer." You went on a hidden rant about how alone you are. Don't think I'm not onto you.

Sensei let's a growl escape her. "You tried the Soujuurou thing again, didn't you?" Why... why does Touko suddenly look so embarrassed? "Well, so what exactly is Yuta yapping about? Does he need to get kicked around for a bit?" Nope.

Rika immediately starts shouting. "He definitely does! He's talking about going on a double date with you and Touko!" Where did my harem approving Rika go!? Right, she never existed. "And that isn't all! He actually managed in convincing Touko to accept it!" She's a competive person after all.

I can feel Aoko's judging from here, but surprisingly enough, it's aimed at a blushing Touko. "H-hey, I just accepted his terms to make fun of him! The word from a magus means nothing unlesss it's a geass anyways!" True...

Which is why, before Sensei answers, I channel all my motivation. "I'm willing to sign one. A geass I mean." That's a lame name by the way, they should call it something cooler like... binding vow. That sounds way better.

"And what would the terms of this geass be?" Both sisters say those words in perfect synch. As expected, there is something there, something which I must reach towards, and then connect it with each other.

Not because I want to fix Sensei's relationship for her own good... They seem to have their own thing going, and as long as it isn't murderous, there is nothing wrong with that. For example... Before my talk with Noel, I didn't want to reconnect with my family.

That was fine, it was a choice I had made in clear conscience. So while I am happy with my new perspective over reconnecting with my parents and sister, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Aoko's and Touko's way of handling things.

Except for one single thing. I can't convince them that dating the same guy is okay if they hate each other, nor will I ever get a double blowjob from them. I must change that, so I will kill two birds with one stone, making them... amicable to one another, and making them my women.

And I know two Christmas cakes have no chance against a guy who has a perfect ghost girlfriend and a perfect vampire girlfriend. So soon enough they will become my perfect Christmas cake girlfriends...!

I smile. "The terms are simple. You guys cannot reject date invitations from me until the week ends, if you both love me by the end, I win... And if I lose... what do you two want?" Letting them set the terms of loss would be foolish... if I wasn't built different.

Touko is the first to answer. "I'm in, in fact..." Suddenly a puppet enters the room with paper and pen, it starts writing immediately. "If you lose I get you as my apprentice for... ten years. Don't worry, while I will have you following me around, you can deny doing anything too horrible." Huh, I expected worse.

I hear Sensei groaning through the phone. "Ugh... I guess Touko will probably treat you well, and you can learn a lot from her." You're already assuming I will lose!? "Okay, my terms are simple, if you lose, give up on that harem dream of yours, it ain't healthy." This...!

She continues. "Now, I won't be asking for you to break up with Rika and Arcueid, that's the last thing I want. But you will have to settle with the horrible fate of only having two girlfriends." There was no need to sound so sarcastic at the end.

Touko's puppet finishes writing it quickly, and gives the paper to Touko. The mage signs the paper and then hands it over to me. "Here, this is the last chance you have to back off. Also, don't worry, I'll make sure Aoko signs this too." The paper she gave me... is the legendary geass!

Reading it, everything seems to be correct... Well, I still read it over a few more times. I wish I could call a lawyer for something like this to be honest, but for now I'll trust my brain and Touko's arrogance.

Rika breaks my concentration. "You can't be seriously be thinking of doing this Yuta! I... I know a harem means a lot to you, so don't sign it!" Unexpected support!? But also not really support... "Cat, put some sense in his head!" My head is full of sense right now. Also, you're calling her cat too, cute.

Cat chuckles. "Hey, I didn't know there was audience interaction..." This isn't a TV show. "But I agree with her, I mean... you will definitely, definitely lose." I can see how you and everyone else thinks that, but...

"Nah, I'd win." I sign the Geass.

Comments

Failure Ninja

Well at least if he loses yu/ta will be able to be shared equally with arcueid and rikka

JackBros

>"Nah, I'd win." He's going to Job, its a binding Vow.