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Every Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards "Best Animated Movie" - Reviewed and Ranked! [PART 1] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-01 17:56:29
Edited:
2022-07-01 17:58:15
Imported:
2022-07

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TIMESTAMPS AND LINKS TO PART 2 BELOW

Okay so this idea is a little out there, but this is a video I'm going to be working on down the line. This is a spiritual successor to my old Every X Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less videos, but this time instead of focusing on a specific movie studio it's centered around the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, an award show voted on by kids! One of their categories is "Best Animated Film", and I think there's one question we're all dying to know the answer to:

Just how wrong are these children?

I watched EVERY nominated movie. All 93 of them, from 2006 to 2022. That's more movies than any other list I've done so far! I saw which movie the kids picked, and then I picked my own winner from each batch!

This list includes dozens and dozens of movies I haven't covered in any of my videos before, including almost every Illumination movie (the Minions guys), every Blue Sky movie (the Ice Age people), and more!

Turns out it takes a very long time to talk about 93 movies. I ended up talking for 3 and a half hours, so I've split this into two posts! The first half is accessible to all Patrons, the second half is only available for $5+ patrons.

I've also included timestamps below as well as my full list of ratings!

TIMESTAMPS (ORGANIZED BY YEAR):

Intro - 0:00
2006 - 3:26
2007 - 9:55
2008 - 26:28
2009 - 29:26
2010 - 31:45
2011 - 39:37
2012 - 44:31
2013 - 52:17
2014 - 58:26
2015 - 1:04:01

Check out the full list of movies and their ratings here (unless you want to guess which movie the kids and I liked best while listening, it can be more fun to be surprised! Some of the kids' picks are... baffling, to say the least.)

 Listen to the second half of the post here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/68355120 

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Anonymous

I have to admit, though I do feel bad for you since you had to watch all the Ice Age movies, your initial reaction to "Ice Age: The Meltdown" being "OH DEAR GOD" absolutely kills me every time I hear it.

Anonymous

I love these reviews. Even if ai dont agree with every review, I appreciate somebody having concrete oppinions about things.

Kruh-Daze

I just finished listening to your Reviews In Many Words for Disney, Dreamworks and Ghibli so this came out at the perfect time.

Kruh-Daze

Oh god yes I remember 2007 as the year of The Big Three Sequels That Sucked: Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Spider-Man 3, and Shrek the Third.

Anonymous

This explains your Twitter recently. Excited to see where this marathon goes!

Anonymous

I can't find the second half of the post, the link just goes back to this post

Anonymous

I always thought they were dropping hints that Toothless was potentially orphaned. They never confirm this, but they say that he doesn’t know about all of his abilities, that he doesn’t know how to perform a mating dance, (that could be bc the Lightfury is a different species and has a different mating dance, but Toothless doesn’t seem familiar with the concept of a mating dance at ALL) and I haven’t seen the third movie in a while but I think they said that the the main villain had hunted them all to extinction in either the second or third movie.

Anonymous

Also the fact that you call Blue’s VA Michael Cera is hilarious bc it’s actually Jesse Eisenberg, and the biggest distinguishing feature between those two is that Jesse Eisenberg is clearly an asshole and Michael Cera is not clearly an asshole, and Blue’s char is Jesse Eisenberg pretending he’s a nice nerd instead of the mean one he seems to actually be

Anonymous

The link to part 2 doesn't work, which sucks because I was really getting into this