Hamtaro Abridged - "This Ham is Your Ham" (Patreon)

I recorded this at 3 in the morning the night before the video came out and you can ABSOLUTELY tell.

LYRICS:

This ham is your ham, this ham is my ham,
From Hamifornia to the New York Is-Ham
From the Gulf Stream Waters to the blblblblblbllblbl
This ham was made for you and me.

Well I went walking, four in the morning
Private property, may’ve been a warning
I saw a sign there but I couldn’t read it
This ham was made for you and me (Come on in!)

Some food in their house, thought I could take it
They walked in on me, and I was naked
They started screaming, but I screamed louder
THIS HAM WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME! YOU AND ME!

The cops are coming, the sirens blazing
Please do not mace me, I don’t like tasing!
Hop in this dumpster until the heat dies down
(This ham was made for you and me!)

There's a girl in the dumpster, I know I heard ‘er
This Sapphic couple fed me a burger
Not quite a steamed ham, but it’ll have to do
This ham was made for me and you

This ham is your ham! This ham is my ham!
I go where I want! I don’t give a damn!
The world’s my oyster! That’s why I smell like clams!
This me was you for made and hams!