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Background News Poll - Feb 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-22 19:02:34
Edited:
2024-02-23 01:42:08
Imported:
2024-04
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Background News Poll - Feb 2024

  • Hannah Montannah is a real person 3
  • A hat that turns people gay 2
  • Steampunks turned out to be right 5
  • New, Gayer Anti-Pope Announces Plans for Vatican Drag Race Competition 4
  • Study Reveals: Straight People Now Outnumbered at IKEA by Arguing Lesbians 3
  • Disney's New Princess Comes Out as a Polyamorous Bisexual Bushwick Unicorn 2
  • Conservative Politician Accidentally Attends Pride Parade, Blames GPS for 'Misdirection' 2
  • Area Drag Queen's Catwalk Causes Power Outage, City Council Considers Ban on High Heels 0
  • Tech Giant Launches 'Queer Algorithm' to Predict Which Celebrities Will Come Out Next 1
  • Apple Vision Pro unrolls new "Gaydar" feature with Kinsey Scale overlay 4
  • Secret Society of Queer Time Travelers Revealed, Claims Responsibility for Historical Fashion Trends 2
  • Scientist Discovers Link Between Bigfoot Sightings and Drag Queen Brunches in Rural Areas 4
  • Karaoke Night Turns Into Lesson on Gender Theory, Patrons Leave Singing More Gender Inclusive Version of "It's Raining Men" 2
  • Nightclub Launches 'Trans-in-Trance' Party Series, Cisgender Patrons Report Existential Crisis on Dance Floor 1
  • Drag Queen's Makeup Tutorial Goes Viral, Debate Flares on Ethical Implications of Plastic Rhinestone Boom 2
  • 2024-02-22
  • —2024-02-23
  • 37 votes
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Every month we generate made up news articles to throw up on the background of our set. Last month the top 3 were picked, this month the top 7 will be! We're trying to flush out the background.

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Late Stage Live! with Ella Yurman

Title: "McDonald's 'Burger Finger': A Whopper of Inclusivity or Fast Food Farce?" In a bold move towards diversity and inclusion, McDonald's has unveiled its latest menu innovation: the "Burger Finger," a creation designed by a team of autistic transgender individuals. The announcement has sparked a mix of curiosity, controversy, and confusion among fast-food aficionados and social commentators alike, as the Golden Arches wade into uncharted culinary territory. The Burger Finger, described by McDonald's as a "truly unique sensory experience," is a handcrafted burger patty sandwiched between two slices of gluten-free bread and served with a side of rainbow-colored dipping sauce. The creation is the brainchild of a diverse team of individuals on the autism spectrum who identify as transgender, drawing inspiration from their personal experiences and culinary preferences. "It's a celebration of diversity and creativity," declares McDonald's spokesperson Ronald McFlurry, adjusting his oversized red shoes. "The Burger Finger embodies our commitment to embracing all voices and experiences, no matter how unconventional." But not everyone is lovin' it. Critics have raised eyebrows at the unorthodox combination of ingredients and questioned the decision to involve autistic transgender individuals in the menu development process. Some have even gone so far as to accuse McDonald's of exploiting marginalized communities for the sake of corporate virtue signaling. "It's a bizarre marketing ploy masquerading as social progress," opines food critic and cultural commentator Patty Pickle. "McDonald's is trying to have its burger and eat it too, but the result is a fast food farce that leaves a bad taste in your mouth." Despite the backlash, the Burger Finger has found a niche following among adventurous eaters and supporters of LGBTQ+ and neurodiversity rights. Social media influencers and food bloggers have been quick to share their reviews and photos of the colorful creation, sparking spirited debates about the intersection of food, identity, and corporate responsibility. "It's more than just a burger—it's a symbol of empowerment and inclusivity," insists Instagram influencer and Burger Finger enthusiast, Max Munchies. "Plus, it tastes pretty darn good." As McDonald's navigates the choppy waters of public opinion and consumer demand, one thing is clear: the Burger Finger has ignited a conversation about diversity and representation in the fast-food industry. Whether it will stand the test of time as a symbol of progress or fade into obscurity as a quirky footnote in culinary history remains to be seen. But for now, one thing is certain—McDonald's has left its mark on the menu of social change, for better or for worse.

Late Stage Live! with Ella Yurman

Title: "A Hard Day's Controversy: Elliot Page Takes on All Four Beatles Roles, Plus Yoko Ono" In a move that's as unexpected as a John Lennon non-sequitur, Hollywood has announced a groundbreaking Beatles biopic where actor Elliot Page will play all four Fab Four members and, controversially, also portray Yoko Ono. Titled "Yesterday... and Tomorrow," the film promises to be a wild ride through Beatlemania and beyond, but it's already stirring up more controversy than a Paul McCartney and Kanye collaboration. Directed by indie darling Harmony Hype, known for their quirky reinterpretations of classic tales, "Yesterday... and Tomorrow" aims to reimagine the Beatles' story in a way that's never been seen before. "We wanted to challenge the notion of traditional casting and explore the fluidity of identity," says Hype, sipping a cup of tea and wearing round glasses reminiscent of Lennon's iconic specs. "Elliot Page is a chameleon-like talent who can embody the essence of each Beatle and Yoko Ono with depth and nuance." But not everyone is singing along to the film's tune. Critics are crying foul over the decision to cast Page in all five major roles, arguing that it's a gimmick that detracts from the authenticity of the Beatles' story. "It's like watching a cover band trying to pass themselves off as the real deal," remarks cultural commentator and lifelong Beatles fan Max Vinyl. "No matter how talented Elliot Page is, they're not John, Paul, George, Ringo, or Yoko." The controversy deepens with Page's portrayal of Yoko Ono, a Japanese artist and musician, which has drawn accusations of cultural insensitivity and yellowface. "It's tone-deaf and offensive," says activist and author Jazz Jam. "Reducing Yoko Ono to a caricature perpetuates harmful stereotypes and erases her cultural identity." Meanwhile, supporters of the film argue that it's a bold experiment in storytelling that pushes the boundaries of representation in cinema. "Art is about taking risks and challenging conventions," says indie filmmaker Lola Love. "If anyone can pull off playing four Beatles and Yoko Ono, it's Elliot Page." As "Yesterday... and Tomorrow" prepares to hit theaters, one thing is certain: it's got more twists and turns than a McCartney bassline. Whether it will be remembered as a visionary masterpiece or a misguided misfire remains to be seen, but one thing's for sure—it's got everyone talking about the Beatles again.