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January Background News Clippings (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-25 20:22:19
Imported:
2024-04
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January Background News Clippings

  • Burger Finger 3
  • New Jersey Nuns 0
  • Hannah Montana was a real person 6
  • Clowns dying in a funny way 6
  • A hat that turns people gay 4
  • Steampunk's turned out to be right 3
  • Coffee makes you trans 17
  • solar eclipse leads to massive drop in sunglasses sales 0
  • Golf courses overrun by furries 6
  • ghost of Jimmy Buffet photobombs Whitehouse press shoot 6
  • 2024-01-25
  • 51 votes
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Every month we generate made up news articles to throw up on the background of our set. Last month was SOPHIE themed. This month we're letting YOU decide! Top 3 will be picked. Drop suggestions that won't get us sued in the comments for next month!

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Late Stage Live! with Ella Yurman

"Furry Frenzy on the Fairway: Golf Courses Embrace the Anthropomorphic Economic Boom" In a surreal twist on the conventional golfing scene, plush tails and vibrant fur have become the new par for the course as golf courses nationwide find themselves unexpectedly overrun by furries. The phenomenon, dubbed "Furry Fairways," is not just a quirky spectacle but a bizarre yet surprisingly beneficial economic boon for the once-staid golfing industry. At first glance, it might seem like a case of mistaken identity on the greens, but golf clubs are reporting unprecedented spikes in attendance, membership, and merchandise sales as furries, adorned in colorful costumes of anthropomorphic animals, flock to the fairways. What started as an offbeat subculture has turned golf courses into the unlikely backdrop for a surreal intersection of leisure, eccentricity, and economic prosperity. Fred Eagle, owner of the prestigious Paws and Putts Country Club, proudly dons a fox tail as he surveys the transformed landscape of his once-traditional golf course. "Who would have thought that furry fandom and fairway finesse could go hand-in-paw? It's a game-changer for the golfing world," Eagle declares, a sly grin visible beneath his coyote mask. The economic impact of Furry Fairways extends beyond the greens. Local businesses are capitalizing on the trend by introducing furry-friendly amenities. Tailor shops are offering bespoke costumes, and local cafes are serving specialty "Pawfee" drinks. Golf course snack bars are stocking up on extra carrots, appealing to the herbivorous preferences of certain furry attendees. The unexpected surge in fur-covered patrons has also led to a boom in furry-themed golf events. "The Furrassic Open" and "Paws on the Green" tournaments are now annual highlights, attracting a diverse array of golfers who trade the traditional argyle for a more colorful and fuzzier attire. However, not everyone is thrilled with the transformation of the golfing scene. Traditionalists argue that the furry influx is distracting and takes away from the solemnity of the sport. Roger Par, a golf enthusiast and self-proclaimed "anti-furrite," laments, "Golf should be a refined and serious pursuit. Now I can't concentrate on my swing with a kangaroo bouncing around the sand trap." Despite the criticism, Furry Fairways is proving that economic success can come in unexpected and furry packages. Golf courses are experiencing a renaissance, and furries are turning fairways into a canvas for self-expression. As the anthropomorphic spectacle continues to redefine the golfing experience, one can't help but wonder: is this the future of leisure, or just a whimsical pitstop on the way to the next economic frontier? Only time will tell as the fur-clad golfers continue to leave their paw prints on the green.

Victoria

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