Home
Artists
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register
Partychan Telegram ThePornDude
Home Artists Posts Import Register

Background News Poll - April 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-25 21:42:54
Imported:
2024-05

Poll

Background News Poll - April 2024

  • Breaking: Surgeon General Reveals the Cure for Heteronormativity Discovered in Hospital Cafeteria. Turns Out Soy DOES Make You Gay. 8
  • Doctor Prescribes Daily Dose of Vanderpump Rules for Improved Mental Health 2
  • Hospital Cafeteria Named Best Place to Spot Queer Doctors Gossiping About Which Nurses Are Bottoms 4
  • Nurse's Station Hosts 'Queer Eye' Makeover Marathon, Patient Recovery Times Accidentally Triple 7
  • Medical Breakthrough: Researchers Find Link Between Watching Dog Shows and Becoming Pups 5
  • World's Third Best Drag Queen Surgeon Performs Appendectomy While Lip-Syncing to Whitney Houston 1
  • Local Hospital Starts "T4T Tuesday", Offering Free HRT to Trans Patients Egg Partners 16
  • Hospital Opens Wing Dedicated to Treating "Acute Femboy Syndrome." Local Femboy Community Outraged, Declaring "We're Sickening! Not Sick!" 8
  • Doctor's Note Now Acceptable Excuse for Missing Drag Brunch, Drag Queens Report Fury Over New Policy 9
  • Study Finds Hospital Staff More Productive After Mandatory Drag Queen Story Hour Breaks 12
  • 2024-04-25
  • —2024-04-26
  • 72 votes
{'title': 'Background News Poll - April 2024', 'choices': [{'text': 'Breaking: Surgeon General Reveals the Cure for Heteronormativity Discovered in Hospital Cafeteria. Turns Out Soy DOES Make You Gay.', 'votes': 8}, {'text': 'Doctor Prescribes Daily Dose of Vanderpump Rules for Improved Mental Health', 'votes': 2}, {'text': 'Hospital Cafeteria Named Best Place to Spot Queer Doctors Gossiping About Which Nurses Are Bottoms', 'votes': 4}, {'text': "Nurse's Station Hosts 'Queer Eye' Makeover Marathon, Patient Recovery Times Accidentally Triple", 'votes': 7}, {'text': 'Medical Breakthrough: Researchers Find Link Between Watching Dog Shows and Becoming Pups', 'votes': 5}, {'text': "World's Third Best Drag Queen Surgeon Performs Appendectomy While Lip-Syncing to Whitney Houston", 'votes': 1}, {'text': 'Local Hospital Starts "T4T Tuesday", Offering Free HRT to Trans Patients Egg Partners', 'votes': 16}, {'text': 'Hospital Opens Wing Dedicated to Treating "Acute Femboy Syndrome." Local Femboy Community Outraged, Declaring "We\'re Sickening! Not Sick!"', 'votes': 8}, {'text': "Doctor's Note Now Acceptable Excuse for Missing Drag Brunch, Drag Queens Report Fury Over New Policy", 'votes': 9}, {'text': 'Study Finds Hospital Staff More Productive After Mandatory Drag Queen Story Hour Breaks', 'votes': 12}], 'closes_at': datetime.datetime(2024, 4, 26, 13, 0, tzinfo=datetime.timezone.utc), 'created_at': datetime.datetime(2024, 4, 25, 21, 27, 54, tzinfo=datetime.timezone.utc), 'description': None, 'allows_multiple': True, 'total_votes': 72}

Content

Every month we generate made up news articles to throw up on the background of our set. Last month the top 7 were picked, this month the top 10 will be! We're trying to flush out the background A LOT .