Background News Poll - Mar 2024
- Drag Queen's Makeup Tutorial Goes Viral, Debate Flares on Ethical Implications of Plastic Rhinestone Boom 2
- Nightclub Launches 'Trans-in-Trance' Party Series, Cisgender Patrons Report Existential Crisis on Dance Floor 14
- Karaoke Night Turns Into Lesson on Gender Theory, Patrons Leave Singing More Gender Inclusive Version of "It's Raining Men" 10
- Secret Society of Queer Time Travelers Revealed, Claims Responsibility for Historical Fashion Trends 6
- Tech Giant Launches 'Queer Algorithm' to Predict Which Celebrities Will Come Out Next 11
- Area Drag Queen's Catwalk Causes Power Outage, City Council Considers Ban on High Heels 0
- Conservative Politician Accidentally Attends Pride Parade, Blames GPS for 'Misdirection' 12
- Disney's New Princess Comes Out as a Polyamorous Bisexual Bushwick Unicorn 5
- Documentary Exposes the Cutthroat World of Competitive Drag Bingo, Where Daubers Can Ruin Designer 2
- True Crime Documentary Investigates the Mysterious Disappearance of the Last Straight Club in San Francisco's Castro District 1
- GLAAD Announces New "Sure, Why Not?" Award, Given Exclusively to Maligned Women of the 90's 9
- New Free Trade Agreement Lambasted for Limiting Cum Swaps 15
- Mayor Adams New Sanitation Department Policy "No Loads Refused" Criticized For Title, While Defenders Claim It Simply Refers to Trash Pickup 5
- Breaking: Statue of Liberty Revealed to Be Trans Icon, Is Currently Consulting with Welders for Top Surgery 21
- Fashion Update: In Response to Straight People Being "On Trend," Queers Have Started Dressing Like Midwestern Dads, Calling It BoreCore 7
- Subway Map Redesigned to Include Routes to Queerest Bars and Drag Shows, Rush Hour Takes on a Whole New Meaning 4
- Linguists Worry Popular Sexual Use of "Daddy" Will Lead To Drop In Literal Fatherhood 17