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Background News Poll - Mar 2024

  • Drag Queen's Makeup Tutorial Goes Viral, Debate Flares on Ethical Implications of Plastic Rhinestone Boom 2
  • Nightclub Launches 'Trans-in-Trance' Party Series, Cisgender Patrons Report Existential Crisis on Dance Floor 14
  • Karaoke Night Turns Into Lesson on Gender Theory, Patrons Leave Singing More Gender Inclusive Version of "It's Raining Men" 10
  • Secret Society of Queer Time Travelers Revealed, Claims Responsibility for Historical Fashion Trends 6
  • Tech Giant Launches 'Queer Algorithm' to Predict Which Celebrities Will Come Out Next 11
  • Area Drag Queen's Catwalk Causes Power Outage, City Council Considers Ban on High Heels 0
  • Conservative Politician Accidentally Attends Pride Parade, Blames GPS for 'Misdirection' 12
  • Disney's New Princess Comes Out as a Polyamorous Bisexual Bushwick Unicorn 5
  • Documentary Exposes the Cutthroat World of Competitive Drag Bingo, Where Daubers Can Ruin Designer 2
  • True Crime Documentary Investigates the Mysterious Disappearance of the Last Straight Club in San Francisco's Castro District 1
  • GLAAD Announces New "Sure, Why Not?" Award, Given Exclusively to Maligned Women of the 90's 9
  • New Free Trade Agreement Lambasted for Limiting Cum Swaps 15
  • Mayor Adams New Sanitation Department Policy "No Loads Refused" Criticized For Title, While Defenders Claim It Simply Refers to Trash Pickup 5
  • Breaking: Statue of Liberty Revealed to Be Trans Icon, Is Currently Consulting with Welders for Top Surgery 21
  • Fashion Update: In Response to Straight People Being "On Trend," Queers Have Started Dressing Like Midwestern Dads, Calling It BoreCore 7
  • Subway Map Redesigned to Include Routes to Queerest Bars and Drag Shows, Rush Hour Takes on a Whole New Meaning 4
  • Linguists Worry Popular Sexual Use of "Daddy" Will Lead To Drop In Literal Fatherhood 17
  • 2024-03-28
  • —2024-03-29
  • 141 votes
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Every month we generate made up news articles to throw up on the background of our set. Last month the top 7 were picked, this month the top 10 will be! We're trying to flush out the background A LOT because we've got a WHOLE gaggle of gals up on the set this week.

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Jean Bulger

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