Ella Purnell: Factory Tour Fallout (Patreon)

A free tour never is free, is it? Despite all that happened during the tour, she was still expected to walk the blue carpet and meet the press to gush about all the neat things Wonka's working on. Having gushed gallons of juice herself a few hours earlier, she was embarrassed to go in front of the cameras with her new blue body. But she did sign a contract. So with woozy legs, wobbly from the ordeal, she made her way out and blushed as the media relentlessly took photo after photo.

I'm a simple man. I see a photo of a celeb in a oversized waist belt, I make the appropriate color change. Wonka's really gone through a lot of rebrandings, hasn't he?