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"O-Oh! Wh-What are you doing here?!

"N-No, it's not what it looks like! I-I mean, I know how it looks, but... What are you doing in here?! How dare you march right into my house like this!

"You need a signature for the package? A-And the door was open? I-I guess that makes sense... Sometimes the front door doesn't close all the way if I'm not paying attention... B-But that's not what happened!

"No, listen! I-I.... I-I know this sounds crazy, but I didn't do this! This crib, this nursery, this d-diaper... It wasn't me! Wh-What? Y-You didn't see the d-dia... No, I don't wanna let you see! Don't make me move my stuffy, I'm not wearing anything else! Oh, God... Fine! Yes, it's a diaper, see! Listen to me, though, it's not my fault!

"Wh-Whose fault is it? W-Well... Y-You see, I was here, in my home, and my door wasn't all the way closed... It does that sometimes, remember? And this giantess walks in! No, it's true! She was huge, so much bigger than me! I couldn't do anything to stop her! She undressed me, and she put me in this diaper, and then she brought in this crib, and that high chair, and the playpen, and the changing table, and... Ugh...

"N-No, that was nothing! N-No, I'm not holding my tummy, I just... Mmm... I'm not squirming! I-I just... Oh, no, not now! No, stop, stop, stop! Don't look at me! N-No, I'm not pooping my pants! N-No, get away! D-Don't poke at that! Oh, my God, it's so squishy, and mushy and stinky... I-I can't stop it!

"No, that wasn't my fault, either! It was the suppositories! I-I didn't know you were going to be here when they...! I-I mean, the giant put them in me before she left... Y-Yeah, that's right, she was just here... This just happened today, a-and if you don't get out of here, she might come back and...

"Wh-What's in the package? H-How am I supposed to know? You have it! S-Sure, I'll sign, just don't... sniff too much when you're over here... No, you can't open it! That's mine! I-I mean...

"W-Wow, that's weird, huh? M-More diapers... Y-Yeah, those are even thicker, and more babyish, aren't they? Th-The giant must have ordered those... in my name... Sh-She must have been planning this for a while...

"No, I'm not lying! None of this stuff is mine! Of course I don't want to be a baby, that's silly! Why would I, I fully grown woman, want to be sitting here in a nursery in a dirty diaper?! N-No, of course I don't want to stay in this yucky diaper!

"W-Wait, you... You want to change me? Y-You really don't have to... Y-You're sure you don't mind? I-I've never had anyone to use my changing table with me... I-I mean, other than the giantess, but she didn't change me, she only put me in the diaper, and...

"Oh, you're not too bad at that... N-Not that I have any experience, but... It seems like you're doing okay... No, it feels nice, getting all cleaned up, after... Well, you know. 

"H-Huh? Right... N-No, I don't need a new diaper, but... I-It might be a good idea... For when the giant comes back. Y-You can put me in one of the new ones, sure. She ordered them, so she shouldn't be too surprised, and... N-No, just one! I don't need a double!

"Wh-What do you mean I need it for my corner time?! You can't put me in time out! This is my house, and I'm not a baby, and...!

"Y-You looked up my delivery history while I was telling my story? Y-You can do that? A-A lot of furniture deliveries lately, huh? Th-That is weird... I-I did get some new bookshelves, and... No, I'm not lying! I'm not!

"S-Sorry, sir... N-No, I don't want a spanking... O-Okay... Y-Yes, sir, I'll go sit in the corner. I-I'm sorry...

"Wh-What was that? Y-You'll see me at my next diaper delivery? I-I mean, you don't have to, if you don't want to, but... Well, my front door doesn't always close all the way... A-And if you need to get a signature, I guess I can't blame you if you come in to try to find someone to give it to you... And with that big, mean giantess looking after me, I probably won't have any choice but to be here, all diapered up, waiting..."