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Hello,

I got to take off my sling about a week ago. Once or twice a week a lady at a rehab center pulls my arm around like taffy and shuffles my cards.
My favorite hand is back, and it has a lot of ideas to play with.

Thank you for your support during this slow process.
Time to remove these buns from the oven.

Jack

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Anonymous

Any chance you’ll be playing shows this summer?

Anonymous

YEESASSSSGVISVDISVXHSHIWC

Anonymous

Aaa!!! This one is so good! I love the relaxed atmosphere and the beautiful guitar!

Anonymous

Glad to have you back, captain Stauber

jackstauber

I don't have any shows booked at the moment, no. If shows lock in, though, I'll make sure that info is available.

Anonymous

Thank you Jack.

Anonymous

Jack, why did you make the music video so fucking disturbing

Anonymous

I'm glad you're feeling better

Anonymous

I really enjoy the melody, keep up the great work Jack!

Anonymous

Great to hear your recovery has gone well, looking forward to future projects 👍👍👍

Anonymous

i'm swallowing these tasty rhythms whole.

Anonymous

They're good bois, Jack

Tyus Conetah

Good to know your still alive Jack I was starting to worry about you. Also thanks for the extension of another song of yours.

Pavel Krysanov

Love seeing you around again, Jack! Glad to hear your arm is better. I love the static-y production both in the short version and this extended one.

Anonymous

So happy that you're doing better. Also, this is my favorite extended song now I believe.

Anonymous

Skeleton in the closet

Anonymous

Glad you’re doing better! Really excited to see what you’re cooking up next!

Anonymous

My favorite song!.... EXTENDED! Best day ever! 👌😁 Glad your arm is doing better!

Anonymous

You’re back ☺️♥️

Anonymous

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH! I’ve been singing the original to my cat on repeat and now I don’t gotta repeat as much! I love it! I’m so glad you’re better!

Anonymous

Hey jack did you see Jonni Phillips new film The Final Exit of the Disciples of Ascensia?

a lizard with boobs

Welcome back Jack! Glad your arm is back up on its feet again.

Wynnsday

I love you Jack!!!!!

Anonymous

jack's back from his slack attack

Anonymous

Do you read my mind? Every time I fall in love with a short you seem to make a full version of it within a week I start listening to it 😂

Anonymous

Spooky!

Anonymous

Thank you so much for this song!!!

Anonymous

Woah! My favorite song got extended! cool! Glad to see your alright! Keep up the work!

Nilbog Milk

A great birthday present

Con

If somehow you ever make it to a Madison venue, I will lose my absolute mind. What a great tune

Anonymous

My love is uncircumcised

Anonymous

magnificent

Anonymous

I am so happy to hear this, i've been waiting. thank you for this good bread, jack &lt;3

Anonymous

We missed you jack 💕💕

Anonymous

Lyrics?

andrew

Sounds great but why no gunshot in the background?

Anonymous

Love you, jack

Anonymous

My slow love mood is here &lt;3. Any potential for a extended of DEPLOY? i'm always bouncing to that clip. Much love from Arizona. land of desert weird

Anonymous

crossing my fingers for deploy next 🤞

Anonymous

Been really loving your music jack, is there any cool artists/bands you reccomend so that I can check them out

Langley

I suggested you to a streamer and he watched Will and then he was done -_-

Anonymous

Holy shit Jack did you just release a 99 song album on Spotify and not tell anyone

Anonymous

I’m so glad I caught this new album by chance, but there was no warning! Jack, you madman!

Anonymous

I didn't expect the very second word I would hear at 10:30 in the morning to be "circumsize", but here we are.

Anonymous

i wish i knew all the lyrics for the second verse :(

Anonymous

Say, man, that's a peppy rhythm

Natertots

woo thats the will video!

Anonymous

tried to figure out lyrics here's my best shot https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OylMhQlSNJsaSfe_hUv1ekDBlRfc8kBeaDaFxRP70c0/edit?usp=sharing

Anonymous

I doubt I'm 100% on this, but I tried to make out the second verse. This is what I heard: Oh you euthanize my heart for you When I set more in the concrete The day if I'd love me More time now Oh we're found now I don't wanna ride the bus alone

Anonymous

Just so you know, a youtuber named art van loser is uploading your patreon exclusive stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXgU7B1LnY4\

Anonymous

This is so great! Any chance on an extended „Hope“?

Anonymous

Doesn’t sound right without the gunshot tbh

Anonymous

wow you made a more scary version of the thing from will. i dont know how you did it but congrats

Anonymous

thank you thank you for this!!! this is my single favorite micropop song and i was really hoping for an extension!!!!! now excuse me while i listen to it an unhealthy amount!

Anonymous

i love this so much &lt;3 such a raw song that hits me right in my dumb baby heart ty jack this is amazing!!

Anonymous

Lyrics for second verse: Oh euthanize my heart beat The love said pour in the concrete The day if I love me More time now Oh rare fauna And you’ll wanna ride the bus alone

Anonymous

Honestly (if rambling on an old post is a-okay), for some reason this song takes me back to when I was a kid, trying to avoid my parents noticing as I listened to my little wind-up radio I loved quietly late at night and read books. My favourites back then were Jaqueline Wilson's, a girl-targeted author known for writing books with often tragic real-world subject matters that my parents always thought were entirely unsuitable for the target audience (maybe kind of right tbh, but every girl my age read them back then). Something about the slowed voice of this song and its morbid lyrics makes me remember the hiss of static that could drift across it so naturally as it imbued the colour of the night.

Anonymous

This was posted on my birthday!

Anonymous

Nothing else to comment rather than the generic "this is amazing" but yeah, pfft. In all honesty this is genuinely amazing. Just. Yeah. I love it, paha.

Anonymous

What next? Are you gonna extend Lima bean man? Or Hope? What about There’s something Happening?

Anonymous

It's coming out today or tomorrow. I want There's Something Happening extended.

Anonymous

Very nice

Anonymous

Oh eurthanize my heartbeat, as I set more into the concrete, the diefied love me, Madonna, oh we’re far now, and you’ll wanna ride the bus alone

Anonymous

you broke your right arm in your early twenties too?? i broke mine in 2 places last year while doing a sick backflip on my brother's 4-wheeler. I'm very apprehensive about 4-wheelers in general now.

Anonymous

Fun fact, while I was picking my name this was my favorite song, so that’s why my name is Cupid now! Thanks for the sick name dude :)