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The Ballad of Hamantha (Extended) (Patreon)

Published:
2018-09-30 15:01:01
Imported:
2021-02

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Anonymous

AW YEAH

Anonymous

THIS IS AMAZING JACK I LOV U

Anonymous

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Anonymous

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JACK

Anonymous

Damn treating us <3

Anonymous

She's finally a star... I'm so happy...

Anonymous

OH YES BABY

Anonymous

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Anonymous

FANTASTIC WORK!

August Halter

Jfc Jack thank you so much

Anonymous

This is so wonderful!! <3 I've been wanting to ask for a while, I have a hearing loss disability and making out words is really hard for me. Usually with your public works, I just search up the lyrics, but in cases like these, would it be troubling to ask if you can include lyrics too? I hate to bother you, I would just really like to know what it's saying! C:> Thank you!

Anonymous

Yesss thank you <3

Anonymous

Best way to wake up! Hamantha shirt and hamantha song!

Anonymous

YES! YES! YES! I love it !!!

Anonymous

:00 W H A T

Anonymous

why the fuck am i crying

Anonymous

This is EVERYTHING

Anonymous

why am i crying

Anonymous

arigatou fam

Anonymous

Rest In Peace Hamantha

Anonymous

I cry evertim

Anonymous

Is Al Dente and Hamantha the next duo for micropop?

Anonymous

This was amazing! This alone was worth becoming a patreon. I don't know why it took me so long to become one. My kids and I are obsessed with you Jack! And at least once a week my 5 year old daughter pretends to marry you and we have a big wedding reception 😂

Anonymous

will we ever get an extended version of cough drop music?

Anonymous

Became a patron for this <3

Anonymous

Ohhh poor hamantha...

Anonymous

Thanks so much for hard work and dedication jack love the song

Anonymous

Life's ??????? lottery Kind to some but not to thee Born with a rare and sad disease. She grew A ham Where her head should be. Flowing hair she was a cutie pie. Meaty face and a lovely eye. Dream was to be a "Famous star" but at the rate she was going She wasn't going fa-ar. Hamantha, Hamantha, You were impossible to ignore. Hamantha, Hamantha, So greedy we wanted more. Her father was a simple man He wanted to help "In any way that I can!" Home from school he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed god. And fired at the sky. Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie. Meaty face and a lovely eye. Dreams in the sky, her father Felt her pain. And as he shot at the clouds, It began to rain. Hamantha, Hamantha, You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha, So greedy we wanted more. Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now he'd try it out on her. Burst out the door she was beaming. Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming. Finally free from her pain. But something else fell with the rain. A stray bullet shot by her father Painlessly nested inside her. She fell to the sidewalk now empty Of the life that once was in her body. "Nurse, she's... she's gone." "Oh dear" "I left a lunch, on the table, in the operating room, for the bereaved. A cooked ham, as is customary for these dark situations." "Uh, doctor, which one is the-" "I must go, I'm on break." "Oh dear" Flowing hair she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye. At her time of death, the doc said: "Time to eat!" So I took a bite out of her face meat. Hamantha, Hamantha, You were impossible to ignore (La la) Hamantha, Hamantha, So greedy we wanted more. Soaring infinitely through space. Hamantha's soul was graced. With a glance of our humble planet. At which she was amazed. The news of her untimely death Had spread out near and far. And through her soul the truth was whole The dream had crossed the bar. Hamantha had become a star. Hamantha was finally a star. Hamantha had become a star. Hamantha was finally a star.

Anonymous

Friggin loved it, thanks for creating such masterpieces.

Anonymous

THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL TRIP I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM

Anonymous

I will trade you 3 head of cattle and a fat swine for Hamantha's hand in marriage.

Anonymous

omfg i love ittttt

Anonymous

Who knew a song about a girl with a ham for a head would be so sad ;(