he's not gay fr (Patreon)

nono i'm serious, he only buys cute outfits cause they're cute, big dildo because, i mean, they look and feel better, he doesn't even like to suck them thaaaat much, they're too big to be pushed down his throat... plus it's not like he didn't have a girlfriend for a week when he was 9, they're still friends now, well she is a futa but he didn't know, yes he always liked when his friends touched his butt but they were jooooking... a-also never touched a real cock directly, only through pants when people used his ass as a dick bulge stool in the subway and that was only because his ass is fat, the train was crowded and and i mean he's short so it can't be helped if it happened to rest at that exact height