HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER (I am liquor)!!! (Patreon)
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No, Peter doesn't have a drinking problem, it's a line from a TV show but hopefully today he plans to get into character and have a few.
Peter is one of my oldest supporters (time served not age) and today is my mans Birthday, so I want you all to take one red hot minute, smoke em' if yah got em and put your filthy hands together to my Scouser friend , the place in England where the men wear tracksuits, have perms and porn star moustaches and ride BMX bikes into their 40's (Im just kidding that was the 80's) and besides I've seen Peter he is a good-looking guy and wears none of the above!
Happy Birthday my friend and if I may be so bold can I ask you to share with us how you plan to spend this momentous day? I know there will be fireworks in your former home town in your honour!!