The interesting things they find up your ass! (Patreon)

Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with artillery shell up his bottom

Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about to explode. The unnamed patient told doctors he "slipped and fell" on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables. It was later identified as being a World War Two 57mm shell that were typically fired from six-pounder anti-tank guns.