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After various design back and fourths with the company the swag is now ready to be shipped , so pray for a Christmas miracle that it arrives before XMAS!!!!! Damn those gook orphans and their slow malnutritioned ways, next time I will have them made in Malaysia where they have a higher standard of sweatshop.

I hope you are all geared up for Saturdays ZIPLOCKED CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!?

DEADBUG

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Anonymous

Are ya throwing in an orphan with every order?

Anonymous

Great news, cant wait to get my swag! Even if i get it next month idc i'll be stoked to get it in the mail either way.

DEADBUG

I’ve tried a test shipping and the little fucker died but he also shit all over the hoodie rendering it useless for resale so at the moment only shipping swag until I can get around issues like oxygen starvation and the little pricks freezing to death.

DEADBUG

Unless you are in Europe you should get it soon, you have the email address that confirmed your order so feel free to enquire about your order, he is a Legion member and a great dude.

Anonymous

For the love of hatin on Dyke, PLeaSe don’t send my hoodie all covered in orphan shit!! Now, if you wanna cover it in Deadbug funk, I’ll take that!! :)

Anonymous

Nahhh im like way down here in canada like near the boarders of the NWT and SK. Everything gets to me late.

DEADBUG

A fellow Canadian, nice that’s fuckin nice, although I was in Mississauga and T.O a much my habitual place 😎

DEADBUG

Hahah okay I will jizz on the inside so it’s our little secret ☠️

Anonymous

Mississauga! Been wanting to go there for awhile now either there or Richmond BC. As a Canadian ive only been as far as Prince George BC and Regina SK. Givin its so expensive out here its often difficult to explore Canada than other countries. Its cheaper to go to other countries actually lol

Anonymous

True. Very true. But i can go to china for a month and back on 3k WITH a friend and still have money to blow.

DEADBUG

Exactly and you’re going get a little more culture than visiting the mighty Mississauga.

Anonymous

When you coming to be my dirty santa under my tree then we can hit the mistletoe for your special gift

Anonymous

Can i pay extra for dead bug boy cut panties and wife beater to match?. I need summer swag

Anonymous

Can't wait to put a picture up on Instagram of mwa in my hoodie!!

DEADBUG

I can’t wait either it will be very exciting to see me wrapped around you!

Anonymous

Yes Sir that's gonna be a an awesome Xmas present. I wanted you to know that your Xmas special didn't only shows up in my feed, I didn't get a notification for it. I passed the news on in comments kk. Love you Deadbug 😊