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Ocasio Crytez (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-30 01:26:40
Edited:
2021-09-30 01:30:05
Imported:
2022-01

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The ladies discuss AOC's teary present vote, the return of sex negativity and Linda Evangelista's botched CoolSculpting ordeal. 

Comments

Anonymous

nice pun ig

Anonymous

1 minute gang

Anonymous

Oh now the girls are gonna get so many dick pics

Anonymous

I so needed this medicine today from these two!! ♥️

Anonymous

babe wake up new red scare

Anonymous

bring on the alekkksandria slander im so ready...

Anonymous

AOC made everyone ask the J question

Anonymous

I took "our community" to mean her constituents/her district. I guess she pretends to be talking to them sometimes?

Anonymous

We're in lockdown here in New Zealand and these bitches and Tim Dillon are helping me stay sane.

Anonymous

Meghan Markle is the same type as AOC. :) They're grating.

Anonymous

Subtle botox, a touch of tasteful injections done by someone VERY good, watching out for processed food and exercising religiously - you can age gracefully. A touch of botox, people, it freezes and prevents wrinkles. Begin age 35 and you're good.

Anonymous

Linda does have a kid. Anyway, I`m happy to have her be sue happy rather than off herself like the UK model Stella Tennant last year. I can`t take my teen idols doing that. At least during covid.

Anonymous

“She’s never gonna beat the theater kid allegations”

Anonymous

"Beauty can be just as isolating as genius or a deformity." -Richard Avedon Wow loved that the botched Linda job was covered! I'm terrible at detecting plastic surgery but Ralph Lauren's wife Ricky looks good for a 78 year old. Anne Mashburn also looks great, though not sure how old she is. As a man, I honestly can't imagine what it's like being a fantastically beautiful woman and that informing your identity. Older woman talk about becoming "invisible" meaning no one pays attention to them. Some love it and some get destroyed by it. It's kind of depressing because there's always someone more beautiful and/or younger than you. Lots of moms lash out at their daughters cause they're reminded of what they used to look like. Can you imagine being a Linda or any other helen of troy and watching it slip away?? Probably crushing. Anna's prophecy of foreseeing an avalanche of stories like Linda's will undoubtedly come true. For anyone interested, Michael Gross's book covers the late 80's/early 90's world of supermodels well.

Ben Seales

I guess they’re right about ‘cheesy grater’ AOC but doesn’t that type have to exist? Isn’t she the John Stewart of politics aka ‘least repulsive’ etc? It would be much worse without her, but yeah cut the tear ducts. Dasha’s ‘Political Personality Disorder’ hehehe

Anonymous

Linda has a kid with Salma Hayek's billionaire husband.

Anonymous

Idk if the Linda evangelista story just caught me at a vulnerable time but I’m so sorry for what happened to her … it’s so traumatic

Anonymous

Good episode but I could barely hear Dasha.

Anonymous

it’s not just the future of politics, but the future of life that is lead through ‘emotional extortion’ i think competitive reality shows such as big brother and survivor can even highlight this in how the people twist and change the way the game is played. no longer is it one of social strategy, but instead, ideological fronting and crying in the face of the enemy

Anonymous

I was going to send a pic but I just couldn’t get the right angle, oh and I’m an older gentleman from the Midwest, seriously wtf am I doing listening to this pod

Joey Trimboli

I think it’s misguided to take anything away from major publications calling the Squad “liberal” because they don’t take part in that whole left twitter “I’m not a liberal I’m a socialist” stuff. They just use liberal to mean furthest left from a US government perspective. When they say someone is liberal they basically might as well call them a communist. It’s never a dig at their leftist bona fides.

Anonymous

anna is my mommy

James

You mean to tell me that if I played neopets as a kid rather than metal gear solid I could have had cyber sex with Dasha? Man, I fucked up.

Anonymous

Dashas microphone dipping out @ 16 mins and onward- somebody start a gofundme to get the ladies the help they need

Anonymous

horny on neopets representation ✊

Anonymous

Wasn't neopets also created by scientologists?

Anonymous

Men take duck pics like women take selfies

Anonymous

Wait was the implication here that Dasha was pretending to be a 35 year old gay man cybering with other men lol

Anonymous

I thought you were a spiteful, bitter hag, but you were right about AOC. I've attached a photo collage of my penis to help put some bounce in your business day. All best,

Anonymous

Apropos AOC’s tears, I heard a lot of talk on dirtbag pods on the US military aid to Israel and with it every bit of criticism you’d expect, however they all seem to leave out one crucial fact on those tax payers dollars, namely that the money “paid” to Israel in military assistance goes in its entirety to US companies that are the sole suppliers of iron dome gear. Which paints a slightly different picture.

g t

I spit my coffee when Anna said “Carlos Santana”

Anonymous

Coolsculpting is well known in the industry as a scam. In addition to the “cold butter” thing Linda got there’s also “shark bites” 😩 and even when it works as promised there’s only a 10% improvement. Who has time for that

Anonymous

Trashing AOC and sexual identity episode. I can only get so hard gals.

Anonymous

I really like to listen to im too sexy for my shirt and sing along to Futures words on a square of Xanni

Anonymous

but then I have to put it on South Africa by Baby Keem. ugh that shit is good.

K8

“She doesnt look that disfigured” if someone said that about me i would be screaming and crying and throwing up

Anonymous

Good title. Made me laugh

Anonymous

ANNA you HAVE to do something about the mouse or it's going to be 50 mice in a few weeks!!!!

Anonymous

dasha speak into the mic challenge

Anonymous

The ladies doth cross the line

Anonymous

There's never just one mouse, you see one there's eight more in your walls.

Anonymous

I hadn't been digging the pod for while, but this ep is great.

Anonymous

Dasha your mic was so bad. Love you guys anyway. Also Anna the mouse needs to go. I literally have released and killed over 20 mice from our new house. Of course the inspector didn't catch that they were here 🙄

Anonymous
>>68894779

If there is one there soon will be 30+ they make babies and those babies make babies etc

Anonymous

wamen need to speak into the mic

Anonymous

AOC be wet left trump

Anonymous
>>68870788

Trashing Ocasio Cortez is easy. They get credit for doing it sincerely and without the underlying horny frustration that boomer critiques can’t seem to avoid. Also if you’re a man and you call her AOC, your gay. Do you also say J Lo? Sincerely, JoBry.

Anonymous

so i looked into the cool sculpting trials and they tested them on yucatan pigs 😔

Anonymous
>>68896421

Pull that mic up and try to keep that sucker about a fist away from your face

carl

everyones missing the obvious--shes on her period

Emilia Tessaro

I think the footage of AOC crying is like when they released videos of her dancing. Nothing to do with policy. I think she is actually trying to have political discourse.

Anonymous

"win by being a loser" lol nice one

Dm

Neopets was the only time in my life I’ve been financially successful

Anonymous

Alright boys you know what to do, hit up them DMs

Anonymous

Happy you reminded us what we pay for & didn't make this a freebie

Anonymous

Dasha sounds catatonic — more so than usual — and really not into it. It’s fine. Just miss her.

Anonymous

Babes. Linda has a son, and the father is François-Henri Pinault (you can hardly get richer than that) Also he is the husband of Salma Hayek AND he did not recognize the son at first. She went to court for it.

Anonymous

Speaking of aging Broads…Madonna: The Masked Singer

Anonymous

Dasha I love you, speak closer to the mic

Anonymous

Idk what’s better, chop it up w the locals or AOC la reina

Anonymous

The ladies seem to be increasingly distancing themselves from politics but I wish they'd talk about the enigma that is Kristen sinema; I would love to hear a smart analysis about this hysteria around her. Maureen dowd just did a pretty scathing column on her.

Anonymous

You all should totally have Thomas Massie on.

Anonymous
>>69068374

Totally agree, aoc is low hanging fruit and sinema is far more politcally powerful right now.

Anonymous

Sex negativity? When was the last (first?) time someone posted Shakespeare here...? Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame Is lust in action; and till action, lust Is perjured, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame, Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust, Enjoyed no sooner but despisèd straight, Past reason hunted; and, no sooner had Past reason hated as a swallowed bait On purpose laid to make the taker mad; Mad in pursuit and in possession so, Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme; A bliss in proof and proved, a very woe; Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream. All this the world well knows; yet none knows well To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

Anonymous

Guys remember when Anna and Dasha used to attend AOC campaign gathering thingys

Steve Ray
>>69143042

That sonnet is totes about masturbation, so is it sex-negative, or just onanism-negative?

Anonymous

Bruh I can’t hear shit y’all are saying

Anonymous

my twitter was just blocked for sending something like this to your twitter Anna 'fag-hag, Tracey is a right-winger'

Anonymous

I am locked out for 12 hours with a warning lol

Anonymous

presume since your friend never stands up to establishment he continues to be your friend, you are very loyal

Anonymous

you won't have seen this on twitter, ' if you carry on as you are, I think you are so full of yourselves you are pathetic/' well done for getting the egregious wealthy on your side. I can see you don't talk about the poor, don't care about the poor, don't have time for anybody but yourselves. Well done! you are now officially pathetic.

Anonymous

Is anyone else still waiting on merch? I'm just wondering if I got scammed by a fake site? I got it from here https://www.redscaremerch.com

Anonymous

Can you guys get Thomas Massie or Michael malice on