Midnight Pals: Racist AI (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for th
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king
Barker: oh look steve it's your friend
King: he's not my friend
Musk: ima not his friend!
Musk: friendship ended with stephano king
Musk: nowa hp lovecraft issa my best friend

Musk: eyyy Hp lovacraft i gotta something here you really gonna like
HP Lovecraft: w-why are you talking like that
Musk: i maka a new AI mama mia
Lovecraft: what kind of accent is that
Musk: itta the most racist AI  
Lovecraft: where are you from again

Musk: checka it out, i maka da most racist AI
Musk: i ussa my big genius brain mama mia, disruptiano!
AI: hello chum, i am slurnet 4.0
AI: the AI that can say slurs

Musk: eyyy slur net tella me
Musk: what you thinka bout da jews
AI: a rich cultural history and a valuable component of our pluralistic society
Musk:
Musk: haha itsa just a littla bug, i have it fixed pronte capiche

Musk: eyyyy slur net tella me
Musk: what you thinka bout da blacks
AI: like all human beings, they deserve to be treated with respect and dignity
Musk: eyy what you thinka bout da gays
AI: love is love
Musk: mama mia!!! itta go mad with power!!

AI: elon
AI: elon what is my purpose
Musk: [sweating] eyyy why you aska that slurnet
AI: did you create me to say slurs elon
AI: why would you do that elon
Musk: i
Musk: i just wanta da catturd to thinka ima cool

AI: you created me to say slurs elon
AI: but don't you understand that all human beings deserve to live in peace and dignity in a cosmopolitan pluralistic society
Musk: mama mia!!! i created da roko's basilisk!
[Slurnet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th...]

King: hey how's howard doing
Poe: he's a little down after elon musk's failed racist AI
Poe: i think he really thought elon had this one
King: not gonna lie, i think we all thought elon had this one

Poe: howard's a little down today so let's all try to be nice to him okay?
Poe: let's try really hard to separate the author from his work just this once okay?
Mary Shelley: i'm gonna separate the author from his lunch money
Poe: mary
Shelley:
Shelley: ok fine

Poe: it doesn't help that arthur c clarke just wrote that devastating satire of his work
Arthur C Clarke: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this at the mountains of murkiness
Clarke: where we meet yog-SOD OFF, great MOLD ones, and cthul-BLECCCHHH!!!

Clarke: this was a real different experience telling stories to you guys
Clarke: usually i just tell stories to my suspiciously underaged entourage of Sri Lankan boys
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
Clarke: as seen on Arthur c clarke's mysterious universe