Midnight Pals: Delete the data, Dan Backslide (Patreon)

Benji Smith: ah! the sum total of human creativity!
Smith: i'll steal it!
Smith: [screaming] NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Smith: i have a simple ai recipe
Smith: you just take a pinch of entergagement  
Smith: a dash of synergy
Smith: the stolen creativity & hard work of infinite real humans
Smith: and voila!
Smith: all the gray content slurry you could eat!

Smith: now you too can be a writer without all that pesky wri
Barker: this fucking sucks
Smith: ting
Smith: uh
Smith: wow uh so great feedback
Barker: this fucking sucks shit
Barker: do you have water in your brain
Smith: wow so i'm hearing a lot of words

King: how does this thing work?
Smith: well i took all your work & boiled it down
Smith: now you can push a button and have ersatz stephen king content
Smith: except you have to misspell stephen king for legal reasons
Smith: like when they make you say "cheez" instead of cheese

Barker: you fucking dipshit
Smith: wow good feedback!
Barker: you absolute clod
Smith:  really just want to hear all viewpoints
Barker: you absolute fucking piece of human garbage
Barker: sorry did you want to chime in here edgar
Poe: no no you're doing fine

Smith: wow so all the writers really seem to hate my consolidated slurry machine
Smith: but Smith: all the dead-eyed blue check crypto weirdos seem to think it's great!
Smith: so who's to say what's good or bad?