Midnight Pals: Cleese Phobia (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh jk rowling
Poe: great to see you again
Poe:
Poe: in theory
Barker: ha ha ha
Poe: clive i'm not in the mood

Rowling: i jusst sslithered in to tell you
Rowling: my terf deatheaterss got a big celebrity get
Rowling: bc if a quorum of celebrities agree a particular minority group shouldn’t have rightss
Rowling: then itss legally binding
Rowling: that'ss jusst the law, you know

Barker: damn who’s your big celebrity get this time
Barker: did you find another 90s webcomic guy?
Rowling: no  
Rowling: shut up we got a real one thissss time!
Rowling: we got john cleesssse  
Barker: haha oh damn john cleese huh?  
Barker: damn I didn’t even know he was divorced!

Rowling: we have a python!! Beat that!  
Barker: hey why don’t they ever interview eric idle about this  
Rowling:  
Barker: whats eric idle’s take  
Rowling:  
Barker: people should be asking where’s eric idle

John Cleese: so apparently it’s transphobic to hate on trans people?
Cleese: well by that logic, then criticizing me is CLEESE PHOBIC  
Poe:  
King:  
Koontz:  
Barker: ah ha ha  
Barker: you really thought you had something there

Cleese: if anyone calls me a bigot, that means they’re cleese phobic  
Lovecraft: w-wait  
Lovecraft: is that the way it works?  
Poe: no howard  
Lovecraft: t-this changes everything!  
Poe: no howard  
Poe: now look what you’ve done

Poe: howard don’t start  
Lovecraft: I-I’m sorry edgar it sounds like you’re being kind of lovecraftphobic  
Barker: ha ha ha  
Poe: don’t encourage him clive  
Barker: no I really want to see where this goes

Lovecraft: s-so i have some theories about the celestial-  
Poe: howard no  
Lovecraft: e-excuse me that’s very lovecraftophobic  
Lovecraft: I find it very othering  
Lovecraft: what about MY free speech?  
Barker: ah ha ha omg
Barker: the little shit catches on fast